Well, Dudes, I've just heard on the news there is now an official Icecream University. If you think this is the career for you, now is the time to get qualified and bonafide!
http://www.gelatouniversity.com/en/index.html?langid=en&lng=en
That said, are there any other specialist institutes out there people know of that would suit the Dude looking to find his dream monkey-feeding path?
Like, the only one I know of, the matador network does online courses on how to wander about the world taking pictures of stuff. That seems dudelike to me.