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Title: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 18, 2010, 12:10:14 AM
Look, some people don't like the Eagles.

I don't like the Olympics. Waste of my fellow taxpayer's money, some of which died face down in the muck, so that we could use that money for something more important.
The athletes should do what their parents, did, GET A JOB SIR!

Am I wrong? Let me express it another way. As a person subjected to media blathering about the Olympics, I don't even have an Ethos. I am a Nihilympic. They prove nussing.
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: FuckinA on February 18, 2010, 05:21:30 AM
Say what you will about National Socialism dude, but at least it's an ethos.
Personally, I think it's not like, really dude to be a nihilist, I mean, the movie shits on nihilists, right? But then again, it's like, your opinion, man!

I totally agree on the fucking Olympics. Commercial BS. Look at what the Chinese (damn Reds!) did to all those poor people, wrecking their houses and lands, just because of the fucking games! And what do our countries do? Instead of protesting or boycotting the whole thing, they close their eyes! Fuck that man, the Olympics are fucking undude, and we should boycot the whole thing, I mean... ehm... ehm... lost my train of thought there...
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: Caesar dude on February 19, 2010, 07:36:11 PM
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Am I wrong? Let me express it another way. As a person subjected to media blathering about the Olympics, I don't even have an Ethos. I am a Nihilympic. They prove nussing.

Sir.

I have to agree...

Untill they agree to have the sport of dudes as an olympic event (perhaps on ice if they want to be pedantic) then fuck em and lets go bowling....

Mayhap we'll see em in the semis dude.
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: FuckinA on February 20, 2010, 04:30:41 AM
If that happens, we WILL see 'em in the semis!
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 20, 2010, 03:26:55 PM
I haven't checked but are they competing today? On shabbos?

Who's in charge of scheduling?
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: FuckinA on February 21, 2010, 07:53:18 AM
I told that Kraut a thousand times, we don't roll on Shabbas!
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 21, 2010, 04:44:58 PM
They already posted it.
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 21, 2010, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 21, 2010, 04:44:58 PM
They already posted it.


Well they can fucking unpost it!!!
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 21, 2010, 10:17:36 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 21, 2010, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 21, 2010, 04:44:58 PM
They already posted it.


Well they can fucking unpost it!!!
How come you don't roll on Saturday?
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: FuckinA on February 22, 2010, 07:20:10 AM
It's shomar Shabbas Donny, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't drive a car, I don't turn on the oven and I sure as hell DON'T FUCKIN ROLL!!!!!!!!!

SHOMER SHABBAS!!
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 22, 2010, 07:34:36 PM
Sheesh!
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: FuckinA on February 23, 2010, 07:21:49 AM
Shomer Shabbas!
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: Bartender on February 23, 2010, 01:32:27 PM
I agree with the sentiment of this topic, I mean, these are not the guys who built the railroads here, however, I do think some of those special lady speed skaters are wonderful women.  Very free spirited.  I'm very fond of them.
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 23, 2010, 08:23:06 PM
go on.
These are not worthy competitors, fucking amateurs, although I don't know if that is an insult.

My fucking point is this is not the man in the black pajamas, this is nossing.
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 24, 2010, 11:33:58 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 18, 2010, 12:10:14 AM
Look, some people don't like the Eagles.

I don't like the Olympics. Waste of my fellow taxpayer's money, some of which died face down in the muck, so that we could use that money for something more important.
The athletes should do what their parents, did, GET A JOB SIR!

Am I wrong? Let me express it another way. As a person subjected to media blathering about the Olympics, I don't even have an Ethos. I am a Nihilympic. They prove nussing.

All the fucking Olympics is (which, by the way, "Olympics"  literally means "rolling out naked"), is a way for nihilist national governments to use athletics for political gain. They beliefs in nosing, man, like the fucking nazis did in the 30's.

And, the fucks at the Olympics Committee voted years ago to permit participating athletes to be professional athletes and taking in a million fucking dollars hawking shit to people with big buck endorsements deal. The fucking strumpets! I agree, they should GET A JOB SIR and stop using the Olympics for sleazy personal gain. That shit is OVER THE LINE!


Does anyone give a shit about the rules!?
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 24, 2010, 11:56:23 PM
I thought I was the only one who gives a shit about the rules!!  ???
Its good to know there are others...

thanks fer the notes
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 25, 2010, 01:55:07 AM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 24, 2010, 11:56:23 PM
I thought I was the only one who gives a shit about the rules!!  ???
Its good to know there are others...

thanks fer the notes

No problemo, man. Those fucks are soiling the Olympics. This aggression will not stand!!
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 25, 2010, 09:03:12 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 25, 2010, 01:55:07 AM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 24, 2010, 11:56:23 PM
I thought I was the only one who gives a shit about the rules!!  ???
Its good to know there are others...

thanks fer the notes

No problemo, man. Those fucks are soiling the Olympics. This aggression will not stand!!
This Chinaman who peed on Vancouver, I can't go give him a bill
Ve vant the money back
Title: Re: Paraquat Gold-brickin' Olympics
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on March 08, 2010, 12:16:46 AM
Quote from: Bartender on February 23, 2010, 01:32:27 PM
I agree with the sentiment of this topic, I mean, these are not the guys who built the railroads here, however, I do think some of those special lady speed skaters are wonderful women.  Very free spirited.  I'm very fond of them.
Their work has been commended as very vaginal.