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Title: Wedding Vows
Post by: El Duderino on October 12, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...
Title: Re: Wedding Vows
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 23, 2007, 08:18:24 PM
Quote from: El Duderino on October 12, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.
Title: Re: Wedding Vows
Post by: abdude on April 04, 2008, 05:03:18 PM
I, the Dude, think you're like, you know, a really cool chick, and I think it would be really righteous for us to, you know, hook up.

Fuck the promises shit. ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Vows
Post by: Andrea D. on April 04, 2008, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 23, 2007, 08:18:24 PM
Quote from: El Duderino on October 12, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

"...from this day forward until death do us part" Death? you mean the man in the black pajamas? and dude, you forget the creedence's tapes again. :)

Title: Re: Wedding Vows
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 16, 2008, 01:22:15 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on April 04, 2008, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 23, 2007, 08:18:24 PM
Quote from: El Duderino on October 12, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

"...from this day forward until death do us part" Death? you mean the man in the black pajamas? and dude, you forget the creedence's tapes again. :)


Fuck it, lets get us a lane............
Title: Re: Wedding Vows
Post by: Window Lady on May 13, 2009, 08:33:13 AM
Do you .... ....., take ....... ......., and promise to help her concieve man?
Title: Re: Wedding Vows
Post by: Lebukowski on July 09, 2009, 02:24:50 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 23, 2007, 08:18:24 PM
Quote from: El Duderino on October 12, 2007, 06:22:44 PM
Do we have, like, some established wedding vows we can use? I've, uh, looked all over the... you know? ... and I can't find any reference. I mean there isn't even a literal connection.

This is a bummer, man...

I, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

That creep can roll
Title: Re: Wedding Vows
Post by: DeeDeeMeares on December 08, 2009, 08:49:14 AM
QuoteI, the Dude, (that, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing) the royal we, take you, my chick; dudette, to be my like totally significant other, to have and to have coitus with from this day forward, for better or for worse, to burn a J with, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, stoned or not, flashback or not; from this day forward until death do us part --- that's my robe---fuck it, lets go bowling.

Dude, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, and you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss your dudette.