She won't give an open ear to dudeism, man. But, still, I think she's the one I want to have my little achiever(s) with. What should a dude do, man? I mean, I wear a robe around all the time, and, you know, that's cool, but, she's just not into it. Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
Aw heck. I'm ramblin.
I think no one has offered any advice, because there is none.
Way out west, they might have said "ever tried to herd cats?"
Until she wears your robe, you are not Maudy and Dude. But there is hope. There is always hope. I hope there is a beer in the fridge.