??? what the heck is wrong with people. This is so retarted. what a joke. Does anyone really take this seriously? I would like to know!
Just take it easy, man.
Ja, vee belief in nossing.
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But, as Heidegger asked, "What kind of nossing?"
Is that like noshing?
nope, is ZAT one, actually.
You?re being very un-Dude man, i don't know, maybe you need a special lady or maybe an oak soda ya know.
You, you, you human paraquat!
Will you just take it easy?
Quote from: VARSITYSWIMMER on October 07, 2007, 05:20:28 PM
??? what the heck is wrong with people. This is so retarted. what a joke. Does anyone really take this seriously? I would like to know!
What's wrong with Walter, Dude?
We're finish our coffe
Quote from: VARSITYSWIMMER on October 07, 2007, 05:20:28 PM
??? what the heck is wrong with people. This is so retarted. what a joke. Does anyone really take this seriously? I would like to know!
What the fuck are you blathering about?
Maybe he's high and freaking out
Quote from: Delly-Dude on October 23, 2007, 08:19:31 AM
Maybe he's high and freaking out
Yeah, man, a flashback. Fuck me, lets go bowling. ;D
Quote from: VARSITYSWIMMER on October 07, 2007, 05:20:28 PM
??? what the heck is wrong with people. This is so retarted. what a joke. Does anyone really take this seriously? I would like to know!
You answered your own question here, man. From what I can ascertain from my few visits, this place is designed mainly as a humorous retreat for fans of the Big Lebowski. That being said, the degree to which people may take 'Dudeism' seriously will vary from person to person.
On a level of seriousness as compared to many other religions of the world which demand all sorts of self sacrifices and various kinds of eternal servitude, this is by far one of the least serious of religions around, even among its parody religion contemporaries, discounting Frisbeetarianism and perhaps the Church of the Holy Donut as well...
To conclude this short diatribe, we all appreciate your concern for our public image and well being. We respectfully disagree with your labeling us as 'retarded' and wish you the best in all your future swim meets and whatever other endeavors you may pursue in the future, outside of trolling our humble message board community.
Take it easy.
Dudes, take a look at his screen name; VARSITYSWIMMER. With a name like that, does anyone here really think that this human paraquat would understand a forum filled with slackers like this one, not to mention the deeper life of the dude, who once told us that "the dude abides?" Let us consider the dude's college career in relation to "VARSITYSWIMMER" ............
Brandt - One uh--oh! Heh-heh. You never went to college.
Dude - Oh yeah, yeah, no I did, but uh, You know I spent most of my time uh, occupying various, administration buildings uh----smoking a lot of thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC--and bowling. I'll tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it.
Now, VARSITYSWIMMER, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from.
.....................Is this a--what day is this? Fuck it, I'm going bowling..............
Hey dudes, he's just out of his element.
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on October 29, 2007, 10:17:32 AM
Hey dudes, he's just out of his element.
Eight year olds, dudette.
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Sorry dude this is a serious dude forum, if ya' don't like it...Go bowling!
Quote from: VARSITYSWIMMER on October 07, 2007, 05:20:28 PM
??? what the heck is wrong with people. This is so retarted. what a joke. Does anyone really take this seriously? I would like to know!
Has the whole world gone crazy?...You don't go out posting on a forum like this do ya'?
On a weekday?
you're obviously not a golfer
Careful man, there's a beverage here.
What was the question?
Fucking Nazis.
Well, they seem like fucking nazis... they're just wired too tight.
Really, I'm happy to be a Dudeist preist. People like us are a counterbalance to an uptight, self-involved world. I do take my duty as a Dudeist somewhat seriously. There's something Taoist about it that I like. How hard do you have to make things for yourself? Just take it easy, man. Really.
There's a few of us here and there helping to tilt the balance of energy in the world. Have an oat soda or do a jay, if it helps. OK? It's really that simple, just give a chance.
Another day in paradise...
Oz
ALLLLLL-----RIIIIIIIIGHT , WAY TO GO OZ!!!!
Yeah man, thats it, thats fucking it.
It takes the Dudes to balance out all the shit the Rug-Peers mess up in this world.
Quote from: ozzy85 on June 22, 2008, 11:00:23 PM
Well, they seem like fucking nazis... they're just wired too tight.
Really, I'm happy to be a Dudeist preist. People like us are a counterbalance to an uptight, self-involved world. I do take my duty as a Dudeist somewhat seriously. There's something Taoist about it that I like. How hard do you have to make things for yourself? Just take it easy, man. Really.
There's a few of us here and there helping to tilt the balance of energy in the world. Have an oat soda or do a jay, if it helps. OK? It's really that simple, just give a chance.
Another day in paradise...
Oz
Oz- ya hit the nail right on the head, in the parlance of our times.
What is a retart anyway?
Is it anything like a pop tart?
Sheesh, if you are going to call a group of people a name that implies
stupidity, you should really at least double-check your spelling....NOW....
AM I WRONG!?
hahahaha.
fucking 8-year-olds. fucking amateurs.
I'd like a cinnamon flavored retart... it might go well with my Caucasian.
Quote from: ozzy85 on June 22, 2008, 11:00:23 PM
Well, they seem like fucking nazis... they're just wired too tight.
Really, I'm happy to be a Dudeist preist. People like us are a counterbalance to an uptight, self-involved world. I do take my duty as a Dudeist somewhat seriously. There's something Taoist about it that I like. How hard do you have to make things for yourself? Just take it easy, man. Really.
There's a few of us here and there helping to tilt the balance of energy in the world. Have an oat soda or do a jay, if it helps. OK? It's really that simple, just give a chance.
Another day in paradise...
Oz
Fuckin a, go thou and spread dudeism to the yet undude heathen of the world.........report back to us when you're done. Here's a mobile phone and a million clams. Don't forget to drop a 1000 clams by Bunny and 100 clams for Brandt before they kill that poor women.
Ah fuck it, lets just get a lane and roll.
Abide and amen ;D
Quote from: VARSITYSWIMMER on October 07, 2007, 05:20:28 PM
??? what the heck is wrong with people. This is so retarted. what a joke. Does anyone really take this seriously? I would like to know!
Careful man, there's a beverage here.
Quote from: VARSITYSWIMMER on October 07, 2007, 05:20:28 PM
??? what the heck is wrong with people. This is so retarted. what a joke. Does anyone really take this seriously? I would like to know!
Let me tell you something, pendejo.You pull any your crazy shit with us, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".Nobody fuck with us.
This aggression will not stand, man.
Eight year olds, dude.
very undude.....got to relax and just go with the flow man