Things old dudes notice..........\

[DigitalBuddha]

Well, I'd have some problems handling them. But I'd try nevertheless. I don't surrender without fighting. 

The Big LeBreastSki is a fucking cool idea. If you need notes...  Or someone to handle things... As a brother shamus I feel somehow compelled to give you a hand, or two. 

Coitus? You mean vagina? 

[greatspiritmonk]

The female form doesn't make me uncomfortable at all, but in this special case, after having seen her, lungs?, I'm a bit scared about her vagina.  I don't know if I can handle it.

[DigitalBuddha]

The female form doesn't make me uncomfortable at all, but in this special case, after having seen her, lungs?, I'm a bit scared about her vagina.  I don't know if I can handle it.

Well dude, we just don't know. But I'm sure you could mark it eight with her; but remember, Brandt can't watch unless he pays 100 clams, or bones, or what have you. 

[greatspiritmonk]

But if I have to pay 1000$ for a zesty enterprise I'd better go to find a cash machine. 

[DigitalBuddha]

But if I have to pay 1000$ for a zesty enterprise I'd better go to find a cash machine.  

Fucking eh, monk dude...

[Bartender]

Over the line!!!

If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.

Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?

[DigitalBuddha]

Over the line!!!

If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.

Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?

Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?

[Bartender]

Over the line!!!

If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.

Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?

Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?

I may have introduced them for all I know.  Or maybe banged her in college, to use the parlance of our times.

[DigitalBuddha]

Over the line!!!

If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.

Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?

Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?

I may have introduced them for all I know.  Or maybe banged her in college, to use the parlance of our times.

Far fucking out, helping her conceive, man. Our basic rights!

[Bartender]

Over the line!!!

If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.

Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?

Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?

I may have introduced them for all I know.  Or maybe banged her in college, to use the parlance of our times.

Far fucking out, helping her conceive, man. Our basic rights!

And stay away from my special la--  from my fucking lady friend.

[DigitalBuddha]

Over the line!!!

If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.

Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?

Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?

I may have introduced them for all I know.  Or maybe banged her in college, to use the parlance of our times.

Far fucking out, helping her conceive, man. Our basic rights!

And stay away from my special la--  from my fucking lady friend.

Is that yoga?

[greatspiritmonk]

Or some other kind of Eastern thing?

Nice ATM handlers you have in the USA dudes. 

[Bartender]

I think she'll make someone a nice young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times.  The question is, will she have to feed the monkey.

[Spoonifyourhorny]

I thought this was relevant to things old dudes notice but back on subject

I would be a gentledude and buckle her seat belt for her and then I would Adjust my mirror so I could drive and admire at the same time, and think to myself "how did I get this girl into my car again"( I hope )