Things old dudes notice..........\

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DigitalBuddha


Rama Gonzobabba Rumraisin

"Boy, I'm rollin' rocks tonite!"

Wonder if Jesus will let me borrow his Sham-Wow?  Seem to be dribbling just a bit...
What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love and Understanding?

not_exactly_a_lightweight

Mark it 8, man!
I  gotta show this to the fucks I work with at the league office!!
Is this your only ID?

DigitalBuddha

If I were sitting next her in the car I would be mumbling something incoherently about......

"...johnson, ahhh, you mean you know this, ahh, I mean, you mean vagina, ahhhh, coitus, I mean mean new shit has cum to light, man...ahhh, ahhh, zesty ahhh, you know what I'm sayin', whatever.......you mind if I burn a J ahhh, ma'am, ahhh sir?  ;D

greatspiritmonk

At least you would be able to mumble something. I don't think I could, due to my over sensitivity. To round things.
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

In Dudeness we abide.

Matt the Walrus

You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
I don't get it. How do I sign this? Is there a special pen?

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.

Dude, that's, like, just the stress talklin', man.  ;D

not_exactly_a_lightweight

Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
Reverend Sherlock you are right. For a joke/laugh its ok, but I would much more like to help the woman in the reflection.
Now, the fucks at my league office are all tit men, so they will like this. Weaned too early or something.
Is this your only ID?

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 28, 2009, 09:56:15 AM
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
Reverend Sherlock you are right. For a joke/laugh its ok, but I would much more like to help the woman in the reflection.
Now, the fucks at my league office are all tit men, so they will like this. Weaned too early or something.

Our basic freedoms! ...... I'm stayin'. Finishing my tits.......Finishing my tits.  ;D

brandt

Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 28, 2009, 12:21:57 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 28, 2009, 09:56:15 AM
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
Reverend Sherlock you are right. For a joke/laugh its ok, but I would much more like to help the woman in the reflection.
Now, the fucks at my league office are all tit men, so they will like this. Weaned too early or something.

Our basic freedoms! ...... I'm stayin'. Finishing my tits.......Finishing my tits.  ;D

And your point is, Dbudda?
Are you saying this affects us all?
Am I wrong? Okay then, That top sure does hold those tits together ::) :P

Dude1967

Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 27, 2009, 10:03:12 PM
If I were sitting next her in the car I would be mumbling something incoherently about......

"...johnson, ahhh, you mean you know this, ahh, I mean, you mean vagina, ahhhh, coitus, I mean mean new shit has cum to light, man...ahhh, ahhh, zesty ahhh, you know what I'm sayin', whatever.......you mind if I burn a J ahhh, ma'am, ahhh sir?  ;D
If I were sitting nest ot her in the car, she'd need the seatbelt because we probably would hit a phone pole, or dumpster, or end up lodged against an abuttment; because my eyes would most certainly not be on the road.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

greatspiritmonk

Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

In Dudeness we abide.

SmokeytheBuddha

The whole concept abates.

brandt

You need them to cheer you up.

You don't want to settle for pee stains on you rug, well do ya, not on a weekday? ;D

DigitalBuddha

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Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.

New shit has come to light, dude. The boys in the crime lab found some leads proving you wrong. Check it out, proof of authenticity of her awesome tits................