So last night I had a few too many oat sodas....

[always abides]

...and pissed on my rug.  How is a dude to react to this unchecked aggression?  I can't go out and give myself a bill, man.  I peed on my fucking rug.  Fuckin' A.

[Rev. Dudeski]

One night I had to many oat sodas, with weed and whiskey, Man that was a far out night, anyway I woke up pissing on my wife's clothes.  The only way to deal with that kind of aggression is to slam more oat sodas.  Fuck it!

[karlhungus]

i, too, have experienced the too-many-oat-soda-self-pissing.  peeing on a rug...now...that's another matter entirely.

[Dude1967]

That's a ... that's a bummer.