Dudeist God?

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Rev. Ed C

Quote from: meekon5 on February 23, 2010, 06:04:46 AM
Quote from: Ed Churchman on February 22, 2010, 12:55:26 PM
I did think it was a little too far-fetched!  Culture, in Pompey??

Only culture in Pompey is bacterial.

Don't I know it, I'm currently working in Public Health for Hamshire and the Isle.  If there is a Dudeist God, he's steering well clear of Pompey!
Large chunks of my Dudeist philosophies can be found in my Dudespaper column @
http://dudespaper.com/section/columns/dude-simple/

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

not_exactly_a_lightweight

If Pompey is a nice quiet beach community, he better stay out.  ;D
Is this your only ID?

meekon5

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Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 23, 2010, 08:52:29 PM
If Pompey is a nice quiet beach community, he better stay out.  ;D

Opposite end of the spectrum really. He'd better not slow down even if he sees someone lying in the middle of the road.

Well actually it's not that bad but they all just have to tell you their opinion even if it wasn't asked for, about everything.

It is the place that during the Paedophile riots (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/yourview/1548167/Should-parents-be-told-about-paedophiles-living-nearby.html) beat up pediatrician. because that's what a sexual pervert would do, put a brass plaque on the wall of their house advertising the fact.

Also the Facebook numpty who listed his job as "Drug Dealer" came from Pompey, and was surprised when the law came knocking at his door. He still denies it.
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

Rev. Ed C

Damn straight.  If the Dudeist God came to Portsmouth, he'd be:

a) Frightened of catching something.
b) Frightened of going anywhere near Guildhall walk on a Friday/Saturday night, for fear of drunken morons, drunken arseholes, drunken hen parties, drunken stag dos, drunken slags, drunken sailors and drunken police officers.

He'd probably stick to Southsea, and maybe venture out once in a while to pick up some eastern nibbles at Sun Hung Chan.
Large chunks of my Dudeist philosophies can be found in my Dudespaper column @
http://dudespaper.com/section/columns/dude-simple/

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

FuckinA

Damn, Portsmouth sounds fun, man! If I ever get the change to visit the States, it's n.1 on the list! Well, that and the In 'n Out Burger...
Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

meekon5

Quote from: FuckinA on February 24, 2010, 05:31:16 PM
Damn, Portsmouth sounds fun, man! If I ever get the change to visit the States...

Ah... Pompey is in the UK.  ;D
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

FuckinA

They speak English, are we gonna split hairs here?
Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

not_exactly_a_lightweight

What are we blathering about here, Portsmouth, Pompey, or what? or are those three the same thing?
Forgive me, at least I didn't think it was something Lennon said.
Is this your only ID?

Rev. Ed C

Pompey is the local nickname for Portsmouth, probably because it's easier to say whilst inebriated ;)
Large chunks of my Dudeist philosophies can be found in my Dudespaper column @
http://dudespaper.com/section/columns/dude-simple/

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

FuckinA

Damn, now I'm sure I wanna go...
Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

meekon5

"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

therighteousdude

Abide, dudes.

greatspiritmonk

Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

In Dudeness we abide.

FuckinA

Stop thinking too uptight, just take it easy and abide.

Zen Dog

It's taken me so long to read all this stuff that I forgot what I was gonna say.

Oh yeah.What did the Romans ever do for us.Yeah, I know.Shut the fuck up.

And another thing.I know all these gods exist 'cos people believe in them.
But I don't believe in them myself,it just encourages them.


I just think that they are a bunch of arrogant arseholes swanning around lording it over us meer mortals and claiming to have created us just so's we can worship them.
Are they so lacking in self esteem?
what is it with them?They should just take it easy.But that's just,you know,my opinion.
If you believe you can tell me what to think.
I believe I can tell you where to go.