The Jeremy Kyle Show

[DigitalBuddha]

     Although I am an American, I was once on The Jeremy Kyle Show.  No shit, I really was.  This was about six years ago, and it was the only time that I have ever been in England

How did that happen, dude? Did you contact them about being on the show?

[Masked Dude]

I've never watched the show (not a huge fan of those kind of shows), but the commercials I've seen makes it look like it's a cross between Maury Povich and Jerry Springer. Is that a far analogy?

[Rev. Iconocclesiastes]

     Although I am an American, I was once on The Jeremy Kyle Show.  No shit, I really was.  This was about six years ago, and it was the only time that I have ever been in England

How did that happen, dude? Did you contact them about being on the show?

Dave McKay himself recommended me for it, actually.  He thought that he could trick me into giving up the name of a private detective that I was working with to the end of undermining the Jesus Christians, and the whole plan backfired on him (Dave, I mean) instead.  That is the long-story-short version.

[Rev. Iconocclesiastes]

I've never watched the show (not a huge fan of those kind of shows), but the commercials I've seen makes it look like it's a cross between Maury Povich and Jerry Springer. Is that a far analogy?

Pretty much, yes.  To be very frank, I have never seen a single episode of Jeremy Kyle, other than the one that I was on.  And I never got to directly meet Jeremy Kyle himself, either.  I met a few of his producers, and was interviewed by them, but never met Kyle himself.

[DigitalBuddha]

     Although I am an American, I was once on The Jeremy Kyle Show.  No shit, I really was.  This was about six years ago, and it was the only time that I have ever been in England

How did that happen, dude? Did you contact them about being on the show?

Dave McKay himself recommended me for it, actually.  He thought that he could trick me into giving up the name of a private detective that I was working with to the end of undermining the Jesus Christians, and the whole plan backfired on him (Dave, I mean) instead.  That is the long-story-short version.

So he didn't get any leads? I mean, the boys in the crime lab are still working in shifts on it?

[Rev. Iconocclesiastes]

     Although I am an American, I was once on The Jeremy Kyle Show.  No shit, I really was.  This was about six years ago, and it was the only time that I have ever been in England

How did that happen, dude? Did you contact them about being on the show?

Dave McKay himself recommended me for it, actually.  He thought that he could trick me into giving up the name of a private detective that I was working with to the end of undermining the Jesus Christians, and the whole plan backfired on him (Dave, I mean) instead.  That is the long-story-short version.

So he didn't get any leads? I mean, the boys in the crime lab are still working in shifts on it?

Nope, he never did get any leads.  At this point, the old dirty bastard has gone "underground" and nobody has heard from him publicly in quite some time.   

[Caesar dude]

This is Jeremy Kyle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZXrzgXnOE8

[DigitalBuddha]

     Although I am an American, I was once on The Jeremy Kyle Show.  No shit, I really was.  This was about six years ago, and it was the only time that I have ever been in England

How did that happen, dude? Did you contact them about being on the show?

Dave McKay himself recommended me for it, actually.  He thought that he could trick me into giving up the name of a private detective that I was working with to the end of undermining the Jesus Christians, and the whole plan backfired on him (Dave, I mean) instead.  That is the long-story-short version.

So he didn't get any leads? I mean, the boys in the crime lab are still working in shifts on it?

Nope, he never did get any leads.  At this point, the old dirty bastard has gone "underground" and nobody has heard from him publicly in quite some time.   

Happy dude-like birthday, mang

[Rev. Iconocclesiastes]

Thanks, DigitalBuddha.  Yes, it's true.  Today is my 40th birthday.