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[Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides]

So my ex has this fifty something, nosy, buttinski of a female friend (no they aren't dating, she's gay) and she has taken a shine to my kids, but as well meaning as she is, she's a real marmot in my bathtub, man. She's critical and mothers him (my ex), has "concerns" over small issues with my kids , and just generally likes to get in my business papers.
She also thinks she knows how to parent better than I (us). I actually said to her yesterday "yeah well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion , man" and it felt damn good to be Dudeish about it, as normally she really pushes my buttons and it's not easy to find that Dude center when dealing with her.

Gimme some Dudeist perspectives to deal with this fucking moron, pls

[greatspiritmonk]

Does she have kids herself? If not I think she should swim in another bathtub, but being in her fifties and having not found someone to help her to conceive probably it's the stress talking. You know, becoming old, having no family, maybe no special friend etc. Maybe your best answer is "Sorry, I wasn't listening" anytime she tries to give unrequested advices. If she's so good with kids why don't you tell her that you will help her finding someone to conceive and grow her owns? 

[Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides]

No, no kids for her. So, really, she hasn't a clue. Not to mention one of my amazing little achievers is autistic, which makes him awesome but also like, having three kids in one.

Yeah, I gotta remember my Dudeness with this chick. I like that, I think I really WON'T listen so my reply will be genuine.

[greatspiritmonk]

If she has no frame of reference, what is she taking about? Just say, or think, fuck it.