Bush league psyche-out stuff

[BikerDude]

Rule around here is that if a club serves alcohol the strippers have to keep
their bottoms on. Juice bars can go nude.

I believe the female form makes them uncomfortable.

[sufidude]

What state is this?!?!?!
A naked juice bar sounds awesome!!

[BikerDude]

New York man. New York.
Personally I'd rather sniff snatch while having a caucasian but yeah,
at least they can get naked in Juice bars.

Canada is the place for strip clubs. They put us to shame in the US.
There is a clear strip club gap happening and I believe measure should be taken
to restore us to a position of leadership.

[DigitalBuddha]

New York man. New York.
Personally I'd rather sniff snatch while having a caucasian but yeah,
at least they can get naked in Juice bars.

Canada is the place for strip clubs. They put us to shame in the US.
There is a clear strip club gap happening and I believe measure should be taken
to restore us to a position of leadership.

Canadian whores, gotta love em', mang! They'll suck your cock for a hell of a lot less than a 1000 clams.

[forumdude]

and brandt can watch for free.

[ozzy85]

No need to find an ATM, then?

[brandt]

and brandt can watch for free.

.....but i really dig their style if the "rug" matches the "drapes"

but that's just like my opinion, man

It's Brandt, at Mr Lebow-...durn lost my train of thought 

[Rev Tiny]

no bottoms off if they serve alcohol dude that sux here you can sit back chill out with a white russian and watch them go at with Dildos and all just cant be live sex acts only simulated that is why the dildos
and table dances well you can get a wet nose if its the right girl

apparently

[Elbowski]

You paint a hell of a picture, Rev. Tiny. I can almost smell it, is it a scratch and sniff?

[BikerDude]

no bottoms off if they serve alcohol dude that sux here you can sit back chill out with a white russian and watch them go at with Dildos and all just cant be live sex acts only simulated that is why the dildos
and table dances well you can get a wet nose if its the right girl

apparently

Oh man I wish we had that here!
I paid 50 bucks and a 20 buck tip for a couch dance for me and the wife (the
female form does not make her uncomfortable).
Chick was smoking but she still had that little bit of cloth covering the snatch.
Very frustrating. Put it right in both our faces but still man. Bunch of
fucking Nazi's man. Home of the free? And you can't even pay a chick
to wave her snatch around for ya whilst sipping a bourbon on the rocks?
Where's the justice man?

[grand.old.dude.of.york]

no bottoms off if they serve alcohol dude that sux here you can sit back chill out with a white russian and watch them go at with Dildos and all just cant be live sex acts only simulated that is why the dildos
and table dances well you can get a wet nose if its the right girl

apparently

Oh man I wish we had that here!
I paid 50 bucks and a 20 buck tip for a couch dance for me and the wife (the
female form does not make her uncomfortable).
Chick was smoking but she still had that little bit of cloth covering the snatch.
Very frustrating. Put it right in both our faces but still man. Bunch of
fucking Nazi's man. Home of the free? And you can't even pay a chick
to wave her snatch around for ya whilst sipping a bourbon on the rocks?
Where's the justice man?

Fuck man you should try livin the UK. If ur luckily enough to find a strip club you're made to feel like some dirty perv. Especially here in York, Fuckin Nazi's man.

[karlhungus]

does brandt have to pay an extra hundred to watch?

[brandt]

no bottoms off if they serve alcohol dude that sux here you can sit back chill out with a white russian and watch them go at with Dildos and all just cant be live sex acts only simulated that is why the dildos
and table dances well you can get a wet nose if its the right girl

apparently

Oh man I wish we had that here!
I paid 50 bucks and a 20 buck tip for a couch dance for me and the wife (the
female form does not make her uncomfortable).
Chick was smoking but she still had that little bit of cloth covering the snatch.
Very frustrating. Put it right in both our faces but still man. Bunch of
fucking Nazi's man. Home of the free? And you can't even pay a chick
to wave her snatch around for ya whilst sipping a bourbon on the rocks?
Where's the justice man?

Fuck man you should try livin the UK. If ur luckily enough to find a strip club you're made to feel like some dirty perv. Especially here in York, Fuckin Nazi's man.

Does the female form make those uptight, boarding school, towel snapping, fuck a stranger in the ass, reach arounders, uncomfortable?