Get a job, sir!

[pirate]

well i do have a job and i havn't been out of work for years, i get paid to fly around the globe and drink coffee and smoke (well thats not the official role), i dont think you have to be a slacker to be a dudeist as we dont discriminate man

[Robert the Dude]

What kind of job is that, dude?

[Caesar dude]

What kind of job is that, dude?

Yeah man I think I had that job once but I put her down and forgot where I left her...glad you found her and are clearly taking care of business man. 

Peace dudes.

[pirate]

i am a thread inspector i have to fly aroung the globe and look at threads.......fantastic