Johnson?

DigitalBuddha · August 05, 2009, 01:18:40 AM

Love Quadrangle Gets Crazy

A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead got his penis glued to his stomach, according to court documents.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Love-Quadrangle-Gets-Krazy-52431002.html

Elbowski · August 05, 2009, 07:00:37 PM

Perhaps that's just her way of fixing the cable?

sufidude · August 06, 2009, 03:39:01 AM

They literally had to cut the prick loose!

digbys kid · August 07, 2009, 06:35:48 PM

that guy needs to go back to the family farm in Morehead, Minnesota.

DigitalBuddha · August 09, 2009, 11:35:57 PM

A dick, man! And let me tell you something: I dig his work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.

BikerDude · August 25, 2009, 01:27:36 PM

8 year olds dude.

Andrea D. · September 03, 2009, 07:08:27 PM

I don't care about any kind of story about a married man i care about Johnson

Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides · September 03, 2009, 11:09:44 PM

What do you care about that for,Dude?

Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides · September 03, 2009, 11:15:07 PM

that's hilarious really, i facebooked it.

altho, if it happened to a woman...getting her vagina glued shut

everyone would be appauled. makes this guy think twice about flashing his piece in the lanes tho, I'll admit
VAGINA.

DigitalBuddha · September 04, 2009, 12:34:53 AM

He was in a world of pain...A WORLD OF PAIN.

greatspiritmonk · September 04, 2009, 02:22:40 AM

It would have been better if he became muslim and married all of them. For his johnson surely. He's a kind of a cleft asshole but anyway I'm sorry for him. What a horrible awakening.

sufidude · September 05, 2009, 07:26:25 PM

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on September 04, 2009, 02:22:40 AM
It would have been better if he became muslim and married all of them.

Seen that theory applied, unless the brides are cousins or really close friends before meeting the guy- it's a living hell, especially for the guy. Think about it proportionately,that poor man would have 400% more nagging and 75% less sex per wife if he married all of them.

greatspiritmonk · September 05, 2009, 11:59:21 PM

Man, you are probably right. If this is the result maybe it's better to jerk off manually.

DigitalBuddha · September 06, 2009, 03:48:35 AM

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on September 05, 2009, 11:59:21 PM

Man, you are probably right. If this is the result maybe it's better to jerk off manually.

The great Dude all mighty creator, in his wisdom, did not give mortal dudes an arm and hand that could reach his johnson for nothing.

Mark it eight.

greatspiritmonk · September 07, 2009, 02:26:47 AM

But, as one of my uncles once said, instead of giving us twenty fingers and one johnson he might have done something different.