Looking out my back door

[BikerDude]

I know that we are staying away from politics but without turning it into politics it should be noted that when anyone looks out a window in the white house they are greeted by a giant inflatable chicken with a Trump hairdo.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40886178

Ouch!

[Rev Dave Man]

I would not want to be enjoying the ride of some quality shrooms and look out my window and see that. 

[Dudeist Monk]

I would feel utterly devastated if a huge inflatable chicken, that looked like me, was more popular than me. I mean, if I had a terribly fragile ego, was somewhat of a narcissist and was fighting for my job on, practically, a daily basis, I'd probably be a little bit pissed about it. I may even write some particularly angry tweets at 3 in the morning.

If it was me. O_o

[Kanantus]

It's the eternal question: what came first - the chicken or the Trump? 

[BikerDude]

He's that guy who everybody know they can get under his skin.
Once that gets out, it's open season.
Blood in the water in a sea full of sharks.
He just begs to have his balls busted.
And he just simply cannot contain himself.
I'm sure it's eating him up.