A Survey, fellow Dudes...

[DigitalBuddha]

OK, Dudes; What are your top four Lebowski Quotes?

[BikerDude]

I think that's sort of impossible.
It's like liking a 7/16 wrench better than a half inch wrench.
They are the right wrench for their time and place.
Some are classics though.
The Maude scene is great.

-"You mean coitus?"
-"Johnson"?
-"He fixes the cable?"
-"This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride."
(***Does the relationship between Bunny and The Big L have some meaning in the context of Dude and Maude?)

There are other great scenes as well.
Branded for instance.
The limo scene.
On and on
Each has it's utility.

[DigitalBuddha]

I think that's sort of impossible.
It's like liking a 7/16 wrench better than a half inch wrench.
They are the right wrench for their time and place.
Some are classics though.
The Maude scene is great.

-"You mean coitus?"
-"Johnson"?
-"He fixes the cable?"
-"This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride."
(***Does the relationship between Bunny and The Big L have some meaning in the context of Dude and Maude?)

There are other great scenes as well.
Branded for instance.
The limo scene.
On and on
Each has it's utility.

Mark it ten!

[Dude Skippy]

I agree with BD about the time and place thing. The quotes that are my favourite now, probably won't be later on today. But for the present moment let's roll with:

• "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
• "Have it your way Dude."
• "Who the f#@k is this guy? Who is he?"
• "Well call them up and explain it to 'em, Walter! Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'll fucking understand it! That's the beauty of it!"

[Kanantus]

So many great ones to choose from but these are my picks:

1: He fixes the cable?

2: Well, that's just like.... your opinion man.

3: It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who benefits and uh....you know what I'm trying to say?

4: I need my fucking Johnson! What do you need that for, dude?

[DigitalBuddha]

Awesome quotes, dudes

[Rev Dave Man]

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey

[EsmagaSapos]

- Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I like this personally because is something many people just forget when they are thinking in bed. Your thought's are not the genuine trued, they are probably the thought's that millions had before you, and that millions are having, but that doesn't make it the trued, because the trued is not universal like they like to say it. For instance, some people believe in making money is the only way to be happy, other's think that is the complete opposite.

- Is this a... what day is this?

This is pretty, I like it. I like it because it represents how "not even here" dude was. This guy, he didn't even knew what day of the week he was, because really... he doesn't need to. This guy, this Lebowski guy, this is the guy that is regulated by the time, he makes everything thinking about the time and where he should be at a given time, but the living point is not that, is to fly like the wind, like the water on a river.

I just love the following because they are hilarious:

- It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
- Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.
- Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
- Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!
- Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
- Obviously you're not a golfer.

[CyPtheEnzyme]

How can I choose just 4?
Well, I'll try... here we go in no particular order

- "What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude."
- "HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!"
- "Calmer than you are."
- "The dude abides"