Been officiating tons of weddings..

Started by mnale0507, May 04, 2017, 12:42:58 PM

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mnale0507

Thru blind luck I've managed to find employment as a wedding officiator for a wedding venue. Long story short, I've been averaging about a wedding a week using my Dudeist Minister credentials to bind others in holy matrimony. This is one of those far out moments insomuch that I am making good money and enjoying the free complimentary booze at the after parties. Thank you Dudeism!

Dudeist Monk

Dude! That's beyond cool! Making people happy by marrying them and spreading the word about most holy and lazy religion. Bravo, man. Bravo.
If at first you don't succeed ... Um ... Yeah. Whatever and stuff.

Dudeist Monk - Militant Inactivist.

mnale0507

I know, man! People love hearing what I'm ordained in and what my belief system stands for. Great way to spread the take it easy vibes.

jgiffin

Fucking-A, man. Just make sure your credentials are up to snuff and you dot all the Ts and cross all the Is. Nothing worse than having someone's lifelong commitment legally challenged because the man doesn't fancy your documentation.

But good on you, man! You're doing the Dude's work.

mnale0507

Right on, man. Had my special lady friend call and verify with all the surrounding circuit clerks and officials about the..uh..papers, business papers. So we are good on that end!

BikerDude

#5
That's far out!
So far I've confined things to dabbling with exorcisms.
It's very exhausting.


Out here we are all his children