The Fucking Nihilist, Dude

[Reverend R]

As we all dudes know the fucking every where right, how are supposed to grow and expand with these Nihilist about stealing our oxygen? We all enjoying having real life friends who are Dudes and we can share a good White Russian with. But we all know those Nihilist don't need a White Russian so how do we avoid them? The answer is simple my dude. The Nihilist have no loyalties hell they probly think they have no purpose in life maybe they would even want to destroy shit. So if you see these features they are a fucking Nihilist dude. Only dudes deserve White Russians

[Steamish]

I would argue that maybe they are nihilists because they've never had a white Russian and maybe offering them one might give them something to believe in.
That said, if it does not work and they continue to threaten your johnson, you are indeed justified in withholding your Kahlua!

[jgiffin]

Just roll on the lane farthest from them and go about your day, dude. If they approach in a dudely manner, then of course reciprocate. If their game is harass and intimidation, though, sometimes you gotta know whether to flash a piece on the lane or say "fuck it."

Incidentally, as I age, I find my "flash a piece on the lane" to "fuck it" ratio is skewing towards the latter. I'm not yet there (who is?) but at least trending in the right direction.

[Reverend R]

Steamish and jgiffin, of course I agree with you both. Yes if they did come with in a Dudely manner there is no need to "flash you piece out on the lane", but if some Nihilist who's named Jesus threatens to shoot up the ass I sure would keep my dude, id only loose my dude and most likely "step over the line". Who knows Nihilist can be easy goers or undudely pieces of shit.

[Anchorite83]

We're all nihilists from time to time. The choice to find meaning starts with creating meaning. Let the nihilists be.

[BikerDude]

I've come to believe that the core of dudeism lies in not being a reactionary.
A dude knows when paraquat is paraquat. There is nothing wrong with saying "this aggression will not stand". But if people wanted to criticise my shit. Fuck em. Putting that out of bounds is way dude IMO. As long as people respect my privacy residence and my freedom then nobody is peeing on my rug.

[Chaplain ChuckO]

Meh...   Nihilists are no big thing.  Just don't let their pessimism and apathy harsh your buzz, man.