I'm being very un-Dude right now!!!

[RevWade]

Hey man, I've been having some gutters lately.  I was born in the Great Plains.  ironically, I am allergic to two things that I know of...  Eel and Grass.  As you might imagine there is a great deficit of eels, along with an over abundance of grass.  Isn't that fucking interesting? basically, I feel like the grass is a bunch of rug pissers, and I'm a rug, but I haven't been able to tie the room together.  I'm starting to turn into a human paraquat!  is there any advice out there for what allergy drug regiment will keep my immune system limber?  or advice on how not to be un-Dude?

[sufidude]

They say that echinacea & goldenseal are great anti-allergens. But most bottled pills are to weak and degraded to be pharmacologically beneficial. Berring the natural, a 24 hour allergy pill like clairitn might help. If all else fails you could try moving to the Southwest- either West Texas, Nevada, or one of the Four-Corners states. Also dude, if you can't walk on the grass-try smokin' it. Take'er easy dude.