from the brain of Buddha

[Father Bubba]

So my sister and I were in town today looking for her some candles, and along the way we stopped in a T.J.Maxx. Near the candles, they had a TON of Buddha statues. Not too expensive either. I picked one up and saw there was a hole in the bottom of it (it was made that way), and then it came to me; I wonder how it would look if I found a way to drill or cut little holes in the ears, then burn incense in the little hole on the bottom. That way, all the smoke comes out of the ears. What do you dudes think? Think it would look cool? Should I give it a try?

[Masked Dude]

Well, dude, it sounds to me like you have to now.