The Seven Spiritual Laws of Abiding

Started by Vladimir-I-Ulyanov, December 03, 2006, 10:43:10 AM

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Vladimir-I-Ulyanov

Hi, I'm new here.

Just wanted to say that I'm writing this book right now, so that the message can be spread more easily....

think i'll finish it in a few months, or just weeks, I'm unemployed y' know.......

Greetings

VLADIMIR ILYCH ULYANOV!!!!
Mein Name ist Karl. Ich bin Experte.

I am the Walrus

Seems like a cool idea.  Sounds like you have plenty of time for that project.  Just don't use any big, hard to read words, if you can. 

My friend Donnie thinks you should name it after me.  He just keeps repeating "I Am The Walrus."  I keep telling him to shut the fuck up.  He's out of his element.

If you're coming short for the ending,  I might be able to help.  If you need any pointers on the Man In The Black Pajama's, I might know some of his secrets. 
Saturday Donny, is Shabbas. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

billmelater

Good luck with the book, then welcome to LA!

I sublet from the guy who wrote The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment, Thaddeus Golas, back in 73.  I told him it was great to see his book taking off.  He said 'yeah, especially after nobody bought anything I wrote for about 20 years'.  The place was at 1041 Broadway in San Francisco.  He and his girlfriend moved there from separate places in the Tenderloin and made up the difference by renting the place for porn shoots.  It had a nice view.  There were big cables running up the stairs to handle the lighting. 

I see his book is online now.  Rest in Peace the body of Thaddeus Golas, a dude, a beatnik, and a cat herder. 
http://freespace.virgin.net/sarah.peter.nelson/lazyman/lazyman.html

darth sariph

it would be a good idea. I, myself has just joined but this seems to be much easyer reliogn to understand then what i have been subject to. hail Dudeism

You mean coitus?

Why only seven? Seems to me, Vlad, there are at least 23, no?
Hell, maybe 29....

But what do I know? I have 'ealth problems..........
Fuck sympathy! ...I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man  --I need my fucking Johnson!!!________________________________________________________
What do you need that for, Dude?

UncleMike

#5
How about 42...oh that's another forum...sorry

UncleMike






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