A brief homage to the Color Brown

[Colonel John Hubertz]

Brown, beautiful brown.

Fine bourbon, good gunstocks, great horses and the best damn hunting dogs are all naturally enhanced by generally sporting the color brown.  Ah, brown - the color that almost smells by itself... the richest and most admirable color for all things manly, musty and misunderstood by anyone with even a shred of feminine dna.

Seems that among the uncivilized other colors seem to be more popular - almost certainly due to their propensity for cars that match their undies.  Personally, I'm proud to say that the Only color that would ever match my drawers... is brown. 

I'd get riled, but it would be a waste of good gunpowder to shoot the sissies. 

[digbys kid]

the colour brown...a Coen bros. favourite, as evidenced by Fink, Hudsucker, O Brother, and a little movie that folks 'round here call The Holy Film...in the parlance of our time...

[DigitalBuddha]

Very cool looking dogs, completely unspoiled. 

[his_dudeness]

the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

[DigitalBuddha]

the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth! 

[digbys kid]

the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth! 

There are ways, Dude, you don't want to know about it.

[his_dudeness]

shut the fuck up donny

[DigitalBuddha]

shut the fuck up donny

What's wrong with Walter, dude?

[his_dudeness]

They're calling the cops, man.

[the Knutsens]

This is a League game Smokey.

[his_dudeness]

the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth! 

If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

[Colonel John Hubertz]

I have a brown Dog...  with crooked teeth.  Not the coonhounds pictured - twould be a sadness to allow them to touch Indiana yankee soil. 

But a Labrador - brown and brawny.

[his_dudeness]

I'm sorry I wasn't listening...

[digbys kid]

MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

[brandt]

MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

You'll have to keep your barking down, sir, this is a family kennel.....and we do have restraints.