Howdy Dudes, Old Dude, Newly Ordained in Michigan

Started by Fvck you Meeks, February 06, 2015, 10:58:49 PM

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Fvck you Meeks

I reckon there is a Need for an Ordained Dude up North.
Any Dudes or Dudettes needin' the services of an Ordained Dude, I am your Dude.

While I am freshly ordained and have not yet performed a ceremony, I am a very confident public speaker and have spoken and sang for rooms of 500+. I am Libertarian and have no hang ups, I love humans and I will marry any two folks who love each other! And I promise to be fun and entertaining.

I have practiced a number of difference ceremonies from full on Dude to more traditional styles or we can just make up something cool. I will not charge but, I will be fed and watered post ceremony in exchange for my services.

Y'all drop me a note if you need me.

Slainte`
Blue

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Bluedude on February 06, 2015, 10:58:49 PM
I reckon there is a Need for an Ordained Dude up North.
Any Dudes or Dudettes needin' the services of an Ordained Dude, I am your Dude.


Yo Bluedude, welcome to our beach party. Nice to have you here. Way cool that you are an Ordained Dude. Feel free to enjoy the bar! Grab a place on the rug and abide, mang.


Judd Dude

Welcome Bluedude, you chose a good place to hang man.
Where bouts you at up north? I spent a lot of time up there as a kid, Traverse City area and Clare county as well. Still get up there on my motorcycle once in a while.
Neat to see a fellow dude from that area joining our little community!
"Is this a... what day is this???"

Fvck you Meeks

Thanks Dudes.

Torch Lake Blue baby, Torch Lake Blue!
I'm near Torch and Bellaire (or as mentioned in an earlier post: Phrezurdixoph MI),
rode 6800 miles last summer.



Judd Dude

Quote from: Bluedude on February 07, 2015, 10:31:27 AM
Thanks Dudes.

Torch Lake Blue baby, Torch Lake Blue!
I'm near Torch and Bellaire (or as mentioned in an earlier post: Phrezurdixoph MI),
rode 6800 miles last summer.
Ah nice! Torch Lake is a beautiful lake man, as are pretty much all lakes up there. I gotta get my ass up there this year for sure and see some sights. I'm sure you've ridden up US-31 to highway 119 along the coastline? If you haven't I HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!
One scenic ride with some challenging curves!!
"Is this a... what day is this???"

Fvck you Meeks

#5
M119 you say, or as we say the "Legs Road" and I do concur, it's one tree lined twisty tight SOB of a track.
(Edited out as to not offend)

I need to slice it up on my little Ninja this spring.

Aduder

Hey dudes I'm a bit of a youngin myself but its glad to see fellow dudeists in my cornor of the rug :) I've been ordained for 2 years now surprisingly for my age (I was born November of the year 1998 the year big dude himself was put on screen) since my family has discovered my briefcase of business papers my sister has asked to be the priest at her wedding. I was wondering if you guys could bring any new shit to light on what is appropriate for a duder to do say or hell even wear i I figure my robe white shirt shorts and sandles will do but any thing will help

Take'er easy
Rev.Burch

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Aduder on September 02, 2015, 03:13:10 AM
Hey dudes I'm a bit of a youngin myself but its glad to see fellow dudeists in my cornor of the rug :) I've been ordained for 2 years now surprisingly for my age (I was born November of the year 1998 the year big dude himself was put on screen) since my family has discovered my briefcase of business papers my sister has asked to be the priest at her wedding. I was wondering if you guys could bring any new shit to light on what is appropriate for a duder to do say or hell even wear i I figure my robe white shirt shorts and sandles will do but any thing will help

Take'er easy
Rev.Burch

Hey Aduder, welcome to the lanes, dude. Nice to have you rolling with us. Grab an oat soda and abide, mang!

jgiffin

Quote from: Aduder on September 02, 2015, 03:13:10 AM
Hey dudes I'm a bit of a youngin myself but its glad to see fellow dudeists in my cornor of the rug :) I've been ordained for 2 years now surprisingly for my age (I was born November of the year 1998 the year big dude himself was put on screen) since my family has discovered my briefcase of business papers my sister has asked to be the priest at her wedding. I was wondering if you guys could bring any new shit to light on what is appropriate for a duder to do say or hell even wear i I figure my robe white shirt shorts and sandles will do but any thing will help

Take'er easy
Rev.Burch

Welky, dude. Flaggin that birthdate makes a fella feel right old. Que sera, I suppose.

It's cool your sister wants you to officiate her wedding. I have no experience in such matters but I'd consider: (A) the size of the gathering; (B) its formality or un-formality, as the case may be; (C) the setting, whether the local Elks' Lodge or Tavern on the Green; (D) the disposition of the soon-to-be-unhappy couple; (E) how mottled the motley crowd will be; and (F) your own temperment. I suspect there's a happy medium in there somewhere that lets you officiate the wedding with the appropriate tone and tenor.

Good luck, dude!