I commend everyone

[BikerDude]

In the meantime, these are the fucking undude morons that want to run the world...

The Muslim and the glass door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CewqB-N4gAI

Oh that is f'in hilarious!
Great find!

[DigitalBuddha]

In the meantime, these are the fucking undude morons that want to run the world...

The Muslim and the glass door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CewqB-N4gAI

Oh that is f'in hilarious!
Great find!

[jgiffin]

These jerks have as much credibility as a palm reader or a fortune teller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBCFQtDLPA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1EE_c0ops

VS (Grab a beer. Sit back. Hilarity ensues.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5zUjvJQQYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV4CsLgCwmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpryi8ffdJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuR0aF0Vw58

If anyone here is associated with www.******.com, please let them know BD was responsible for lowering their web traffic by about 4% this week. I can't keep up with my religio/political commentaries and amateur asian flashing...but I damn sure try.


Post Script: Sorry, I didn't think about the potential problems with actually posting the website name. Would have been easy to just make up one.

[jgiffin]

I've been pretty disappointed in what I perceived as overtly political criticism that no significant US representative attended the Charlie Hebdo march in Paris. Doesn't seem like a big deal to me. It's their gig - might even be grandstanding for us to show up.* Same with Obama saying "extremism" is a problem the world has to address but not specifically mentioning "islamic extremism." Whatever, we all get what he means. Dude just doesn't want to piss off his liberal base or highlight muslims for reciprocal violence.

Then I see this: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-13/obama-declares-war-extremism-%E2%80%93-are-you-extremist . Shit. These 72 loosely-termed "groups" are deemed extremists by the US government. I'm sympathetic to, oh, about 60% of them. The full list is worth reading. Instead of hitting you with a wall of text, I'll just pull out a few examples.

1. Those that talk about "individual liberties"
2. Those that advocate for states' rights
5. Those that are interested in "defeating the Communists"
6. Those that believe "that the interests of one's own nation are separate from the interests of other nations or the common interest of all nations"
22. Anyone that is "opposed to the New World Order" **
32. Anyone that "is frustrated with mainstream ideologies"
38. Anyone that "suddenly acquires weapons" ***
42. Citizens that have "bumper stickers" that are patriotic or anti-U.N.
46. Those that are "suspicious of centralized federal authority" ****
47. Those that are "reverent of individual liberty"
59. "Returning veterans"
60. Those concerned about "illegal immigration"
61. Those that "believe in the right to bear arms"

Discerning readers will note, however, the words "islam" and/or "muslim" are nowhere to be found on the list - well, except to target those who are "anti-muslim." Those references have been removed so as to not offend the savages. I simply can't comprehend how millions of US citizens are not apoplectic...oh, wait, The Bachelor is on. I'll BRB YOLO!




*Or, worse, you could be Saudi Arabia and send a representative to the march but, back home, still FLOG A PERSON IN PUBLIC for daring to question islam the same day. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/11/flogging-global-outrage-saudi-arabia-silent .

** Does No. 22 concede "The New World Order" exists? I've never bought that line but now that I know the government is worried I might...

*** How does one acquire weaponry other than "suddenly?" Do we have to buy guns and ammo on lay-a-way now?

**** Such as compiling lists of "extremist" groups which pretty much track the Bill of Rights but omit mention of a certain religion of peace engaged in wholesale slaughter? Oh, okay.

[Hominid]

Um...  too much caffeine?

[DigitalBuddha]

Um...  too much caffeine?

But never too much beer!

[BikerDude]

Um...  too much caffeine?

But never too much beer!

Oh cool. A pirate chick.
Never thought of that one.
Very hot.
She could be a pirate and I'd be a British sailor boarding the ship by force...
Well you know. Like that.

[Hominid]

But she loses points for drinking Canadian mega swill.

[BikerDude]

But she loses points for drinking Canadian mega swill.

I could overlook it.

[Reverend Al]

But she loses points for drinking Canadian mega swill.

I could overlook it.

Sure, sure...right up to the point when she realizes she drank too much and vomits it all over you. 

[BikerDude]

But she loses points for drinking Canadian mega swill.

I could overlook it.

Sure, sure...right up to the point when she realizes she drank too much and vomits it all over you. 

Oh yeah a reversal is a real party killer.

[DigitalBuddha]

But she loses points for drinking Canadian mega swill.

I could overlook it.

Sure, sure...right up to the point when she realizes she drank too much and vomits it all over you. 

Hurling is not all that bad; one of my best times getting laid was right before losing some good alcohol all over the bed of a girlfriend. She cleaned it up no questions asked. That's my idea of a real trooper!

[Hominid]

Lol - so, you nail her, then toss your cookies all over her bed.  Must have left quite the impression!