Definately a dude

[brandt]

Man, Rug peers did not do this.

It's all a goddamn fake.  Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit.  And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say.................

Happiness is a Warm Tank

Forget about the fuckin tank, man, that's just the chicommunism stress talkin'

Very Undude!

[digbys kid]

Walter, if you can't ride in a tank, then how do you get around on Shabbos?

[DigitalBuddha]

Walter, if you can't ride in a tank, then how do you get around on Shabbos?

Saturday is shabbas.  Jewish day of rest.  Means I don't work a tank, I don't drive a tank, I don't fucking ride in a tank, I don't handle a tank, I don't turn on the tank, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll in a tank!

[digbys kid]

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like tanks, man.

[DigitalBuddha]

Shomer fucking shabbas!

[Colonel John Hubertz]

Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature,. . . Asian-American.  Please.

Chinese Dude, Dude.

Dudes only hyphenate when married to other femDudes like my upcoming change from Rev. Colonel Redbear Edward Charles Christ Almighty Hubertz to Jones-Hubertz.

Inclusion and a complete failure to pursue the charming (and thus notoriously undudely) political correctness demands we discard such trite things as not using the word negro or black...  this ain't a College, it's the universe university Dude.  And lest I forget and thus not dwell fully in the spirit of abidance, couples are not always Dude + Dudette, but also includes many really odd couples, of homosexual persuasion such as my friends Neil and Bob, the gay Dudes.