Another Big Lebowski sequel hoax...

[The Daryl]

http://nationalreport.net/the-big-lebowski-2-announced/

A funny read at least. My favorite was a paragraph about some guy that plays "Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin" :

?I?m not familiar with the first movie, honestly if it?s not in the Bible I probably haven?t heard about it,? Horner told Entertainment Tonight.?A couple months ago, Lonnie Childs, president of Stop Masturbation Now, contacted me and asked if I wanted to be in one of those talking pictures on the big screen. I told him yes, just as long as it had no masturbation in it. He assured me it didn?t, so I said, sure, why not!? Horner continued, ?I think this is a perfect platform to help spread awareness about the dangers and consequences of masturbation. This is going to be so much fun! Praise Lonnie Childs! Praise Fappy!?

You heard it dudes. Praise Fappy... 

[The Daryl]

Man, I've been reading about that Fappy dolphin... It/he has a facebook page. Shit is HILARIOUS; over the top satire and the absurdity abounds.

(Though from looking at a BUNCH of the "stories" linked from the page they were probably the shady fuckers behind the hoax to begin with).

[DigitalBuddha]

That's a bummer, man.