The dude on dolls.

Started by phil brookes, September 25, 2014, 02:21:12 AM

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phil brookes

Hi, dudes,
as well as being an ordained dudiest  minister i'm into lifesize dolls and share my apartment with 3 of 'em.
Do you think the Dude would approve of dolls?

phil brookes

Also this saturday as a dudeist minister I,ll be conducting my first wedding ceremony... to a guy and his doll!
Pictures maybe next week(but the groom dudes will be pixilated or whatever for his anonimity).

BikerDude

The dude is on the record as jerking off manually.



Out here we are all his children


The Daryl

Dolls? That's treating objects like women.  8)

Biker, your comment had me laughing out loud...

Phil, well if you enjoy yourself and aren't hurting anyone else, more power to you, man. Take er easy.
Abide.
Synonyms: observe, act in accordance with, accept, respect, endure, tolerate, bear, continue, remain, persist, stay
Archaic: Live
***
...He who takes things lightly, abides all things.
The Dude does not confront difficulty, and so has none.

phil brookes

Thanks Daryl dude good,positive attitude you have there. Abide, man.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: phil brookes on September 25, 2014, 02:21:12 AM
Hi, dudes,
as well as being an ordained dudiest  minister i'm into lifesize dolls and share my apartment with 3 of 'em.
Do you think the Dude would approve of dolls?

;D ;D Your dolls has been commended as being strongly vaginal. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.  Vagina.

...but at least they're house broken.

Masked Dude

I'm guessing the third doll took the photo, right? But yeah, dude, if you're happy and no one's getting hurt, it's cool. (Not that you were looking for validation.)

To me it's no different than someone owning some expensive vase or painting. Except, y'know, a little more added bonus. ;)
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The Daryl

How'd the wedding go you were officiating earlier today, Phil? Even if no pics, give us the story, man!
Abide.
Synonyms: observe, act in accordance with, accept, respect, endure, tolerate, bear, continue, remain, persist, stay
Archaic: Live
***
...He who takes things lightly, abides all things.
The Dude does not confront difficulty, and so has none.

phil brookes

Ok, well I went to this anual meeting we have where dudes n dolls from all over europe meet up and this dude on this forum I,m on said he'd married his doll (Its all a bit of fun- we know its not real 'n' shit).
I offered as a dudeist minister to do the honours and he was cool. I wrote a speech and some vows, made a wedding certificate and around 30 dudes, dude-babes and dude dolls watched the thing.
We got the bride a real bouquet of white roses delivered to the hotel and did the deed 'n' had a blast.
Ironicly if it had happened a month ago a had dude-length hair but I shaved bald for a charity so had to wear a wig
as well as sandles,shorts 'n' my bathrobe (white russian in hand offcourse) to look more dudelike.
As I said the groom dude is a little camera shy but I,m not and I,m sure the bride wont mind so.


The Daryl

fuckin' a... That's far out, man. Sounds like all had a blast!
Abide.
Synonyms: observe, act in accordance with, accept, respect, endure, tolerate, bear, continue, remain, persist, stay
Archaic: Live
***
...He who takes things lightly, abides all things.
The Dude does not confront difficulty, and so has none.

phil brookes

 Thanks Daryl dude. Yeah it was a blast. Here are a couple more pictures of the happy event including me before the head shave lookin more dude-ish.
Abide, man.