the saga of getting a white russian round my town

[Red Back Dragon Dude]

the price availability and quality is kinda spastic around here  this dude goes too one bar and if they actually have milk (rare) they don't seem too be able too agree on a price the owner of the bar charges me $16 but the rest of the staff charge me for a standard mix drink $6 , went too another place in the city near me and they had milk but the drink was mixed pretty bad if at all and too be honest i am not completely sure what it was they actually gave me.. $6 though so that was good and one time i was in a town called wagga wagga and they wont even sell you a white Russian because all the local bars banned shots and mixed drinks of any kind *head desk*

not too mention that 1 white Russian puts you over the limit too drive here for around an hour or so (breath testing yay)

is there any consensus too another dudeist drink at the moment down at the bar ? i have settled on rum... for reasons but rely that just cant stand haha

[The_Sleevez]

Just a tried and true oat soda. Also if they don't have milk you can throw some bailys in there you will get drunk faster though.

[Nervine]

That's like, totally unacceptable, man. It's really one of the easiest beverages to mix. You gotta be totally out of your element to fuck up a caucasian!

[Red Back Dragon Dude]

That's like, totally unacceptable, man. It's really one of the easiest beverages to mix. You gotta be totally out of your element to fuck up a caucasian!

yeah but the dude abides , theres always a solution too these things.