Marty and Turtle

[DigitalBuddha]

Marty and Turtle...

So, where has Turtle been?? .........................

We hear the doorbell.

               AT THE DOOR

               It swings open to reveal a short, hairy, muscular but balding
               middle-aged man in a black T-shirt and black cut-off jeans.

                                     TURTLE
                         Hiya Marty.

                                     MARTY
                         Turtle, I finally got the venue I
                         wanted.  I'm Performing my dance
                         quintet--you know, my cycle--at Crane
                         Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on
                         Tuesday night, and I'd love it if
                         you came and gave me notes.

               Turtle takes a swig of his kalhua.

                                     TURTLE
                         Sure Marty, I'll be there.

                                     MARTY
                         Turtle, uh, tomorrow is already the
                         tenth.

                                     TURTLE
                         Oh Yeah, yeah I know. Okay.

                                     MARTY
                         Just, uh, just slip the Internet Access Payment under
                         my door.

                                     TURTLE
                         Yeah, okay.

[Turtle]

Hahahaha.

[DigitalBuddha]

Hahahaha.

Hey, where ya been, mang?

[Turtle]

The Turtle was not in, leave a message after the beep....(takes a minute).

[DigitalBuddha]

The Turtle was not in, leave a message after the beep....(takes a minute).

Thought the judge had tossed you in the can, man. Hopefully not the coffee can! 

[Andrea D.]

Oh, hey man, how are ya?  I wondered if I'd see you again.

[Andrea D.]

The Turtle was not in, leave a message after the beep....(takes a minute).

Mr. Turtle, this is Dudette with the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got a, an informal report, uh, that a uh, a member of your team, uh,digitalbuddha, drew a loaded weapon during league play....serious infraction, and examine your standing. 
Thank you. 
Beep

[brandt]

What's wrong with Turtle, Marty?

I was bowlin'

[DigitalBuddha]

What's wrong with Turtle, Marty?

I was bowlin'

Donny, please..............

[DigitalBuddha]

The Turtle was not in, leave a message after the beep....(takes a minute).

Mr. Turtle, this is Dudette with the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got a, an informal report, uh, that a uh, a member of your team, uh,digitalbuddha, drew a loaded weapon during league play....serious infraction, and examine your standing. 
Thank you. 
Beep


Yeah, but I wasn't over the line.................  I'm marking it eight.


Ahhhh, how the fuck did I get in this quote box?  Jesus!

[The Turtle Is Back]

Hey Buddha! Whats up man? Was Smoky over the line or not? Haha! I'm back. But I cant get into my old account, i forgot my gmail password 

[DigitalBuddha]

Hey Buddha! Whats up man? Was Smoky over the line or not? Haha! I'm back. But I cant get into my old account, i forgot my gmail password 

Yo Turtle dude, I can change your password and send it to you. Just PM me an email address to send it to.

See PM I sent you.