What is Dudeism all about?

Started by Clit Eastwood, May 05, 2014, 07:34:53 PM

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Clit Eastwood

Hi; I'm new to all of this and am thinking about being ordained.  Can any of you please tell me what it is that Dudeism is all about?  What's it based on?  What makes it a religion? 
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Caesar dude

#1
Welcome to the boards dude.

This may answer your question....as will watching the Big Lebowski or reading the Dudespaper.

A Few Have Asked Me: "What IS 'Dudeism', and WHY are YOU, Bytor, an Ordained Priest OF it?"
http://www.answerology.com/index.aspx/question/2733446_A-Few-Have-Asked-Me-What-IS-Dudeism-and-WHY-are-YOU-Bytor-an-Ordained-Priest-OF-it.html
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

Clit Eastwood

The link leads to nothing, Dude.  Is Dudeism compatible with other philosophies or faiths?
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Shagbeard

All those questions are answered at the main site which is the first part of the URL. Most likely you were there first to have wound up here.

What made you choose that icon of a character for your name?
The Shagbeard abides...
You can call me Shagbeard, or Shaggy, or Shag or Shaggybearder if your not into the whole shortness thing

Clit Eastwood

Sure, I looked at some of that stuff, Shagbeard.  Then I popped in here to ask around.  Who are you, and why do you ask?
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Shagbeard

Still wondering what is up with that name.

The Shagbeard abides...
You can call me Shagbeard, or Shaggy, or Shag or Shaggybearder if your not into the whole shortness thing

Clit Eastwood

Quote from: Shagbeard on May 06, 2014, 12:58:54 AM
What made you choose that icon of a character for your name?

Because I like pussy, that's why.  Is there a problem?
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Shagbeard

iconoclastic yet ironic... Take it easy man... Keep on abiding.
The Shagbeard abides...
You can call me Shagbeard, or Shaggy, or Shag or Shaggybearder if your not into the whole shortness thing

Clit Eastwood

Quote from: Shagbeard on May 06, 2014, 01:11:28 AM
Still wondering what is up with that name.

Now, now.  Are you gonna answer my question about the compatibility of Dudeism with other philosophies of life, or are you just gonna ask me about my name?
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Clit Eastwood

Quote from: Shagbeard on May 06, 2014, 01:16:13 AM
iconoclastic yet ironic... Take it easy man... Keep on abiding.

??What are you talking about, man??
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Caesar dude

I've fixed the link and it works fine for me. Hope you can see it now.

FYI Shagbeard is a dude who abides I guess he's just curious (as am I ) as to why you don't seem to have any understanding of Dudeism not even what it's based on.

Again welcome and please have a look around I'm sure you'll find all the answers you need once you've read a bit.

Peace
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

Clit Eastwood

Quote from: Caesar dude on May 06, 2014, 01:18:43 AM
I've fixed the link and it works fine for me. Hope you can see it now.

FYI Shagbeard is a dude who abides I guess he's just curious (as am I ) as to why you don't seem to have any understanding of Dudeism not even what it's based on.

Again welcome and please have a look around I'm sure you'll find all the answers you need once you've read a bit.

Peace

Damn, man.  Why not just answer my question directly, instead of referring me to a link?  And what in the hell is this Shagbeard bastard's problem?

Is Dudeism compatible with other philosophies of life, and other faiths?  Why or why not?
I GOT MY ASS KICKED OUT FOR BEING A DICKHEAD.

Clit Eastwood

And no, I still cannot view the link.
I GOT MY ASS KICKED OUT FOR BEING A DICKHEAD.

Shagbeard

There are a lot of ins and a lot of outs with that kind of question.
Best to kick back and take it easy.
Have a jay and wait for the enlightenment of those who are wiser than me share with you.
But be warned some cant hand the answer and grab the ringer instead.
The Shagbeard abides...
You can call me Shagbeard, or Shaggy, or Shag or Shaggybearder if your not into the whole shortness thing

Clit Eastwood

Quote from: Shagbeard on May 06, 2014, 01:32:29 AM
There are a lot of in and a lot of outs with that kind of question.
Best to kick back and take it easy.
Have a jay and wait for the enlightenment of those who are wiser than me share with you.
But be warned some cant hand the answer and grab the ringer instead.

Why are you being so evasive?  Enlightenment?  Go fuck yourselves.  This is all full of shit.  Later.
I GOT MY ASS KICKED OUT FOR BEING A DICKHEAD.