Another Worlds shortest fairy tale

DigitalBuddha · December 20, 2008, 03:33:09 PM

Once upon a time, a dude asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

So this dude rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch whenever he wanted, watched football all day; and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted; And without feeling as though he was obligated to spend all of his money on things for her ; the dude retired early with a reasonable nest-egg and a smile on his face and lived happily ever after.

THE END

Andrea D. · December 30, 2008, 09:04:51 AM

...But he can help some fucking lady friend to conceive, man!

Lone dude · December 30, 2008, 11:20:10 AM

He can help lots!

Dude1967 · December 30, 2008, 02:04:03 PM

dbuddha- that's a mighty interestin' story. Seems like you never hear a story with a happy ending like that anymore. Thank you.

Lebukowski · January 19, 2009, 05:28:01 PM

Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus. Fuckin' a, man. My special ladyfriend left me too.

Also, dude, the worlds shortest fairy tale was Hemmingways six word story.

Andrea D. · March 18, 2009, 10:25:42 AM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 20, 2008, 03:33:09 PM
Once upon a time, a dude asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

So this dude rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch whenever he wanted, watched football all day; and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted; And without feeling as though he was obligated to spend all of his money on things for her ; the dude retired early with a reasonable nest-egg and a smile on his face and lived happily ever after.

THE END

That Fucking Bitch!!!!

Hillbilly dude · March 21, 2009, 03:16:49 PM

That's a bummer man.

digbys kid · March 21, 2009, 06:03:02 PM

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

DigitalBuddha · March 24, 2009, 01:27:35 AM

Quote from: digbys kid on March 21, 2009, 06:03:02 PM
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Klunk! Ouch, fucking fascist!

brandt · March 24, 2009, 10:14:43 AM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 24, 2009, 01:27:35 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 21, 2009, 06:03:02 PM
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Klunk! Ouch, fucking fascist!

STAY OUT OF MY FAIRY TALE, DEADBEAT

AM I WRONG?

OKAY THEN!

digbys kid · March 24, 2009, 11:21:58 AM

Oh, that's the Chief of Police of Malibu, a real reactionary...

DigitalBuddha · March 24, 2009, 02:26:35 PM

Quote from: Dude1967 on December 30, 2008, 02:04:03 PM
dbuddha- that's a mighty interestin' story. Seems like you never hear a story with a happy ending like that anymore. Thank you.

All the dude ever wanted was his.............

...motorcycles, fishing, hunting, golf, beer, scotch, football all day, toilet seat up man and without feeling as though he was obligated to spend all of his money on things for her; the dude retired early with a reasonable nest-egg hash bowl, drive around and enjoy an occasional flashback......and of course, plenty of coitus.

Fucking a!!

DigitalBuddha · March 24, 2009, 02:49:08 PM

Quote from: brandt on March 24, 2009, 10:14:43 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 24, 2009, 01:27:35 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 21, 2009, 06:03:02 PM
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Klunk! Ouch, fucking fascist!

STAY OUT OF MY FAIRY TALE, DEADBEAT

AM I WRONG?

OKAY THEN!

I know my rights, man!