The Church of the Latter-Day Dude vs The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[SmokeytheBuddha]

Yeah he was a couscous objector?
I did not dough that?
I myself once dabbled in pastaism.  Not during Nam. Of course.
Walter what the Pho are you talking about?!
Look at our present situation with that alfredo fucker in the rags.
Would you just take it Ziti man!

LOL...

[Odlaw Dudeguy]

I was a follower of FSM for a long time 'til I saw the movie, then I coverted to Dudeism. I'm ordained also!

[Laughing Dude]

Dude, the Pastafarians ARE NOT THE ISSUE HERE!

[duderambler]

well, if the flying spaghetti monster or any followers of his extend the "noodly appendage" toward us, should we then greet that noodle with a dudehand and coexist as one with a "dudely appendage"? 

[Lebukowski]

Oh, the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... yeah ... He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...

[digbys kid]

No, the In-and-Out Burger's on Camrose.

[Lebukowski]

Those are good burgers, Walter.

[Dude1967]

well, if the flying spaghetti monster or any followers of his extend the "noodly appendage" toward us, should we then greet that noodle with a dudehand and coexist as one with a "dudely appendage"? 

That FSM can roll...

[digbys kid]

well, if the flying spaghetti monster or any followers of his extend the "noodly appendage" toward us, should we then greet that noodle with a dudehand and coexist as one with a "dudely appendage"? 

That FSM can roll...

Yeah, but he's a Penne, Dude...

[Colonel John Hubertz]

well, if the flying spaghetti monster or any followers of his extend the "noodly appendage" toward us, should we then greet that noodle with a dudehand and coexist as one with a "dudely appendage"? 

indeed.

i for one oddly enough, have a manifestation of the noodly/dudeliness that is reality that got f*ckin installed in my bedroom when a cherokee gal went ballistic over a theft of her cell-phone sim card a couple years back.

reality - has a conciousness that is dudely to the extreme

as the reality dude in all it's bi-lateral glory had been of course, pissing upon my rug for as long as I could remember, i snatched it and demanded both rent and two things:

1.  be my remote - my cd remote is tiny...  or it was    That was like 4 trashed players ago, but it tries

2.  a slinky that rolled UP stairs.  last month it's dudeness popped me to a random youtube visit - seen the human slinky that is a popular halftime entertainment?



DUDES

anyway - ark of the covenant level interaction with reality dude avail anytime - stop by for a cup of the holiest liquid, or a bourbon/branch - a colonel-dude's champagne

peace/abide, out 4 now

[DigitalBuddha]

Oh, the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... yeah ... He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...

a fucking brat! 

[the Knutsens]

FSM treats objects like women, man!

[digbys kid]

The FSM is cooked in a lot of water in this town.  You aren't cooked in shit Lebowski.

[Colonel John Hubertz]

FSM treats objects like women, man!

and dude, women like treat dude-shaped objects like men hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....  mmmmm..... mmmmmm?

damn she's out of c batteries again

[his_dudeness]

i don't like their jerk off name, i don't like their jerk off faces, i don't like them, jerk offs