Rev. Iconoclesiastes' verse from a sacred text (the Bible) of the week...

[Rev. Iconocclesiastes]

This week, my verse from a sacred text comes from the Holy Bible itself.  The Word of the Lord:

3. Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes. 4. Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God's sight.  (1 Peter 3:4, NIV)

[Caesar dude]

OH fuck off! It's not the word of the "lord" it's the word of some random bloke in the year 300 AD or so who is possibly paraphrasing some other guy who may or may not have said those words a few hundred years before. Chinese whispers at best!

Don't be silly now.

Get your robe and your little jewellery piece you showed us before and go away....

You're beyond boring now. You've outstayed your welcome and while you were tolerated and some of us tried to make friends  with you...This is a step too far.

Good bye.

[Yeti]

I believe in the Word of Lord Xenu, Dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, and his holy messengers on earth Lafayette Ronald Hubbard and Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. Here is a verse from Lord Xenu's sacred texts...

Wait, never mind. I've been sued. Sued in England.

[Caesar dude]

That's because we're not dudes here in England Yeti! I'm Scottish though...so maybe I can be excused....?

[Yeti]

That's because we're not dudes here in England Yeti! I'm Scottish though...so maybe I can be excused....?

It's a reference from a South Park episode on Scientology:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s09e12-trapped-in-the-closet

This was the infamous episode that caused Isaac Hayes to ragequit the show.

Also, while this may appear to be a thread derailment, I don't believe it is.

[Caesar dude]

Yeti dude...there has never been such a thing as "thread derailment" on these here boards....take it like a pub conversation....go with the flow....if you've got nothing to say....go to the bar....if you do then state that random thought and let it fly!

Peace....

PS it's your round!

[Yeti]

PS it's your round!

Well then, let me walk out to my car to get my wallet... [shuffles towards the door.]

[Shagbeard]

PS it's your round!

Well then, let me walk out to my car to get my wallet... [shuffles towards the door.]

Leave the keys with the bartender!

[meekon5]

PS it's your round!

Well then, let me walk out to my car to get my wallet... [shuffles towards the door.]

Leave the keys with the bartender!

That shows prior experience.