Songs about rugs

[Stumblin Stumbleweed]

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about.
What songs do you know on the subject of rugs?
There's this offering from R. Crumb's Cheap Suit Serenaders, but can anyone here think of any more? Maybe even if there isn't a literal connection, dudes.

[BikerDude]

Great tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4ZROYrG8s

[DigitalBuddha]

Great tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4ZROYrG8s

Awesome tune, one of the greats!

[ZoeAbides]

Here's a link to 20 songs.

http://jezebel.com/5264674/20-songs-about-cunnilingus

...oh wait, this isn't quite what you meant, is it?

[DigitalBuddha]

Here's a link to 20 songs.

http://jezebel.com/5264674/20-songs-about-cunnilingus

...oh wait, this isn't quite what you meant, is it?

You mean the beaver picture?

[Stumblin Stumbleweed]

Vagina.
Really though, the list must surely extend beyond two.

[BikerDude]

The other meaning of rug. Hairpiece.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5HsDRRPRY&feature=kp

[ZoeAbides]

Hairpieces?  Well in that case...
http://youtu.be/Brjr0Bhj12M
(yes, it's safe for work)

[Stumblin Stumbleweed]

Beaver pelt merkin.
There, I said it.
If there's an unspoken message here, it's fuck you, leave me the fuck alone.
All the Dude wanted was a thread about rug songs.

[ZoeAbides]

Didn't mean to harsh on your jam, dude.  Just having some fun playing with synonyms.

As mentioned above, I'd think Magic Carpet Ride would be the penultimate rug song.  Why not ultimate?  Well it might be, but I just don't know of that many songs about rugs.  There might be something better.

But I like it.  It's rockin', it's sexy (in a creepy older dude trying to talk a younger girl out of her panties with music and drugs kind of way), but why is it more sexy than creepy?  You don't hear the girl complaining do you?  But then, she might be bound and gagged.  But hey, that's sexy too!

Mmm... bound and gagged...  Wait... what were we talking about again?  I got distracted.

[ZoeAbides]

Here's a few I found.

Navajo Rug: http://youtu.be/HxOpqOn48nc

Turquoise Rug Song: http://youtu.be/7P4ibU3wulI

Persian Rugs
http://www.complex.com/music/2014/02/partynextdoor-persian-rug

[BikerDude]

(in a creepy older dude trying to talk a younger girl out of her panties with music and drugs kind of way),

Is there any other way?

[HnauHnakrapunt]

Majka Jeżowska 'Pa aa aa...'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3d8KIDuR-I
A lullaby about fairy tales. Has a verse about Sinbad flying on a rug. Not sure if he is the right guy here (shouldn't it be Aladdin?), anyway...