Any of you dudes play golf?

[Reverend Al]

You haven't lived til you've played night golf with glowing balls and stripper caddies. 

Except for the stripper caddies, I've done this.  It was a hoot!

[Hominid]

Gotta get me some of them stripper caddies.  Where is it again you do this?

[Fvck you Meeks]

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[jgiffin]

At 'work"... I used to be in the stripper business.

I move the establishment of a new thread/section titled "Blue Done Did That Shit."

Can a brother get a second?

[Fvck you Meeks]

I have censored my post, sorry to have offended, fvck it (noticed I cleaned up the spelling in case your surfing at work). 

[meekon5]

At 'work"... I used to be in the stripper business.

I move the establishment of a new thread/section titled "Blue Done Did That Shit."

Can a brother get a second?

Actually no.

This is a forum about Dudeism not Blueism.

Please try and remember that some of us view this forum from work, and there are certain specifications to what and how we run things, from the people who allow us to have the forum here in the first place, that we have to adhere to.

[Fvck you Meeks]

Sorry I was in confusion as to what this forum was about, I never intended to offend.
I thought that would be impossible here, but it appears this is not the forum I thought it was.
So again; I apologize for participating.

[meekon5]

Sorry I was in confusion as to what this forum was about, I never intended to offend.
I thought that would be impossible here, but it appears this is not the forum I thought it was.
So again; I apologize for participating.

Dude we are more than happy for you to contribute, but there are rules (this is not Nam).

It's not personal offense, but even Google are cracking down on certain types of Blogger.

Personally I am a regular frequenter of YouPorn, but I don't post it here.

This is not a boys own club, and I'm sure there are many more much more suitable forums for this sort of thing.

After all this is a Dudeism forum not a Karl Hungus Forum.

[Fvck you Meeks]

Indeed I was confused, I thought an innocent pic of me at work with the girls would be fine, un-censoring would have just shown their covered butts.

Comparing it to porn is weak sauce Bro...
Comparing me to a sex blogger is ludicrous and frankly, EXTREMELY personally offensive, you sure this aint 'Nam? 

Minor innuendo was meant for banter and wake up a somewhat sleepy forum, obviously I was politically incorrect to post it and I apologize. God knows I don't want to get this forum shut down because I mentioned strippers or tearing down a motorcycle.

A wise Dude once said; "I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member."

[meekon5]

Dude quite simply someone proposed an entire thread dedicated to yourself, which I said no to.

If you want to take the other stuff personally that's fine, the comment was for general consumption because the forum has moved to a bit of a lads club recently and I was just reminding members we do have Dudes looking in from work, and not all Dudes are male in persuasion (and in opposition to the reputation we have) this is not a misogynistic organisation and we don't encourage the same even if it was meant as banter.

You want to take the comments personally that's your hat and your entitled to wear it.

But have a quick look at the agreement that you signed up for when you joined the forum first.

Oh and finally you put up a picture that you had Photoshopped that made it look like a group of women were giving you a blow job.

[jgiffin]

Okay, my bad here guys. There is no literal connection between the (somewhat tongue-in-cheek but clumsily pressed) proposal of a new thread and, uh, well anything really. Didn't mean to hijack this here thread and take it crashing through vaguely misogynistic or masculcentric waters.

Soooo [insert smooth transition here] back to golf. I'm anxiously awaiting the melting of our resident polar icecaps so the courses can re-open. I'm thinking late March will be about right. Time to see how much length I've lost this year...shit, I may have done it again.

[Fvck you Meeks]

Oh and finally you put up a picture that you had Photoshopped that made it look like a group of women were giving you a blow job.

Your first insinuation was mildly irritating, however calling me a lair is totally un-Dude like and you should apologize. I am on the path, I never lie.

I did NOT photoshop a picture to make it look like I was getting a BJ, I did not shop it at all. It appears you are not only rude but perhaps blind.
Maybe (unless you delete this) you can let the community decide if this picture is shopped to make it look like I am getting a BJ?
Only addition was I painted shades (on me), they have been removed.

I am at work, with a cup of Joe, the Gals had just come in from a smoke break, note the jackets. They are lined up on the Pool table begging me to make them breakfast, I cook a mean omelet.
Yes, I actually ran a club for a couple of years and still am a "special guest" bartender in the summer or when needed. I have plenty of safe pictures and I would be happy to let you know when I am working, the number, etc. Married 25 years and squarest guy in the club (first one I have even been in) I was hired because I am a Pro and stripper Kryptonite, in other words the opposite of "your term", I am the only adult in the room at work. My job is to oversee not get BJ's (Dying to insert a further comment but know better)

A Dude would never photoshop himself into a picture with women. Much like a Dude would never suggest such a thing of a Dude, he would just say his piece. I have said my piece and await a proper banning but, please don't call me a lair, misogynist or late for supper.





jgiffin; I got your joke, it was fine but be fearful of being labeled a misogynist.
Ever in N. MI. look me up I'll get us out on the Legend at Shanty for cart fee. 

[Hominid]

Is it me, or have things got really fucking uptight around here?  IMHO, if this here forum needs to be sanitised for politically correct at-work viewing, we've missed the whole point of taking it easy.  If that's what all you admins want, I'd like to know...  Otherwise, please chill out.

[jgiffin]

I like the light fixtures above the bar in the background. Are those like a smoked-glass or translucent type thing? I bet they'd look good with Edison bulbs.

[Judd Dude]

Is it me, or have things got really fucking uptight around here?  IMHO, if this here forum needs to be sanitised for politically correct at-work viewing, we've missed the whole point of taking it easy.  If that's what all you admins want, I'd like to know...  Otherwise, please chill out.

Fuckin eh man couldn't agree more. Seems everyone nowadays have to be offended about everything. If people focused more energy on other things and less on finding everything under the sun offensive the world might be more of a take it easy kind of place. Just one dudes opinion.