If everybody was a Dude...

[digbys kid]

Bunch of assholes

[SmokeytheBuddha]

Lets not forget the dude did feed the monkey.  He was a rodie for Metallica.

Yeah, but they were a bunch of assholes...kinda like in many work situations.

[Dude1967]

The main point is just to stay true to yourself and others. This isn't Christianity, no use converting others or forcing it upon them. Everyone will find their own way to Dudeism and interpret it in there own way. Whether its to be lazy and unemployed (and have no money for booze or drugs) or to go out and achieve!

If someone HAS to make the Kahlua...I will do it.

If you successfully do so, I will compensate you to the tune of 10 percent of the recovered sum.

Yeah, but what about the rug?

--your rug, yes, well with that money you can buy any number of rugs that don't have sentimental value for me.    And I am sorry about that crack on the jaw.

[DirtDude]

There sure are a lot of words and what-have-you in this post just to answer a simple question.

The simple question, "If everyone was a Dude, how would shit get done?"

Every Utopian society has to have a working class, and in a perfect world where everyone practices Dudeism, there is already a built-in class for those who would get shit done, and they are the Achievers.

Dudes would raise kids to be Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, and they would grow-up with the Dudeist philosophy etched into their mind. The Achievers are those who understand the Great Truth offered by Dudeism, but also know that for many to take it easy, some have to go out and achieve anyway.

[Lone dude]

So your saying that on a level field of play that the working class dudes are really the smart ones.  Thats intresting man, sure I get it now let them go out and achieve and run shit so we can just take it easy man.  I dig your style Dirt Dude.

[Hillbilly dude]

Fuck it dude, Let's just go bowling!

[pirate]

there are dudes in all walks of life, i myself work and travel round the globe earning my crust but although i work i also take it easy and do my job in a manner which lets me take it easy...no stress man

[Rev. Gary (revgms)]

Yeah mang, being a Dudeist is about how you do things, not just doing or not doing. When we chill, we chill like Dudes, when we carry drum stands for Metalica, we carry them like Dudes. When we help our special lady friends concieve, we help like Dudes.

[DigitalBuddha]

If everybody was a Dude...

• Who would build the bowling alleys?
• Who would manufacture the Kahlua?

Like, whoa.  I'm gonna have a nap...

Some would think it would be Dudevana, others think it would fucking boring if everyone was a dude. Personally I see it through the whole Yin Yang thing; reality consists of dude and undude.