Dude like analysis of the situation

[DigitalBuddha]

OK, what we have here is an undude of great undudeness' I'm speaking of this crazy fuck.......



So, dudes, let's step up to the lane with our balls and analyze this dip shit, offering some dude like wisdom concerning how to deal with him. I'm thinking of the concept of applying the tenants of Dudeism to Kim Jong Un and his nuclear sabre rattling and general psyched out bush league crazy shit.  I mean, should we take his nukes from him and shove em' up his ass and pull the trigger until it goes click? Or take the asshole to a local In-And-Out-Burger for a few beers, a few burgers, until his troubles are over? Or, maybe the asshat just needs some coitus? The God damned plane is about to crash into the mountain perhaps.

Can Dudeism play a major role in international thinking and practice? Here is a great opportunity to see if it can.

If you, as a Dudeist, were addressing the UN on the current crisis, what would be your advise?

[RighteousDude]

If you, as a Dudeist, were addressing the UN on the current crisis, what would you advise?

I'd start with a recap of the history of the 21st century: King George the 43rd identified an "Axis of Evil" during his reign of terror that included Iraq, Iran, and North Korea. Later, that Bolton guy extended it to include Cuba, Libya, and Syria. Iraq was invaded and occupied, Iran is being targeted with the sort of propaganda campaign that the US always undertakes prior to invasion, Libya's government was overthrown with NATO support, Syria is subject to Bronco Bomber's drone war, and that leaves only Cuba and North Korea to be picked up for the spare. I'd remind them that Colon Foul parked his lackey ass there in their chamber and lied through his imperialist teeth about Iraq's threat to the world, a scant two years after stating publicly that Iraq wasn't a threat to even its closest neighbors, was fully contained, and had neither nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons nor the capacity to acquire them. I'd remind them that the US has a long history of imperialism and has been expanding its power outside of its own borders since the tail of the 19th century and is not to be trusted.

I'd remind the UN that its mission is to prevent wars rather than to choose sides in them, and that North Korea is populated by human beings who deserve their places in the sun every bit as much as those present do. I would urge the UN to ignore the US in undertaking to normalize relations with North Korea and thereby to bring them into the world community in a manner which the US has opposed for more than six decades. I would suggest that the UN impose progressive economic embargoes against the US should the US continue its campaign of propaganda against North Korea in a manner that has historically always been a prelude to war, and total embargo should hostilities be initiated by or made inevitable by the US (as it did to Japan prior to the latter's attack on Pearl Harbor). Then I'd recommend that they do every peaceful, non-coercive thing within their power to bring the US and North Korea to the table to negotiate a truce and normalization of relations.

Finally, I'd haul out a massive sack of the finest cannabis, pass it around, and suggest that we should all just take it easy, man, because nothing is fucked here.

[SeekWa]

"If you, as a Dudeist, were addressing the UN on the current crisis, what would be your advise?"

He has a point. Everyone does. So, understand his point, the things that bring him closer to being balanced. NOT the things we 'think' bring him closer to being balanced... but the stuff that is right for him. If that ends up being dangerous or unstable for everyone else, then contain him.

Therefore the Master concerns himself
with the depths and not the surface,
with the fruit and not the flower.
He has no will of his own.
He dwells in reality,
and lets all illusions go.

[Boston Rockbury]

Once we decide people are crazy and evil we have blocked all routes to possible communication. Thatcher did this with the IRA and prolonged the conflict in Northern Ireland by 15 years. Tony Blair put the resentments and grievances to one side and found a solution after decades of people saying it was impossible.

[SeekWa]

Once we decide people are crazy and evil we have blocked all routes to possible communication. Thatcher did this with the IRA and prolonged the conflict in Northern Ireland by 15 years. Tony Blair put the resentments and grievances to one side and found a solution after decades of people saying it was impossible.

Thumbs up, man.

[milnie]

I recon the kid looks stoned most of the time so it's probably the generals doing all the work.  It's a shame his brother wasn't left in charge as he seems a bit like the Korean John belushi

[DigitalBuddha]

I recon the kid looks stoned most of the time so it's probably the generals doing all the work.  It's a shame his brother wasn't left in charge as he seems a bit like the Korean John belushi

This party dude? Fuckin' eh........

[cckeiser]

I recon the kid looks stoned most of the time so it's probably the generals doing all the work.  It's a shame his brother wasn't left in charge as he seems a bit like the Korean John belushi

This party dude? Fuckin' eh........

He does look like a Dude!

[DigitalBuddha]

I recon the kid looks stoned most of the time so it's probably the generals doing all the work.  It's a shame his brother wasn't left in charge as he seems a bit like the Korean John belushi

This party dude? Fuckin' eh........

He does look like a Dude!

HA!! I think you hit on something here, C dude; let's nominate Kim Jong Un's brother here as a "great dude in history!" That would blow his undude brother away I bet!

[cckeiser]

A little more on Kim Jong-nam;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-nam

I think you hit on something there DigiDude....I'll second that nomination!

[DigitalBuddha]

A little more on Kim Jong-nam;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-nam

I think you hit on something there DigiDude....I'll second that nomination!