McMurphy

[BizarreCzar]

Randle Patrick McMurphy

Memorable Quotes

• What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
• Which one of you nuts has got any guts?
  
• I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science. 
• What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.
  
• [about shock treatments] They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
• Hit me, Chief, I got the moves!
• But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.

Dudeist Qualities

• Went on a crusade to "put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch."
  
• Was a POW during the Korean War
• Stole a school bus
• Kidnapped a mental ward and took them fishing
• Faked 'crazy' to be granted transfer from prison to an asylum to be more 'comfortable'
• A rebel in the truest sense
• Bribed a state employee with liquor and women in order to throw a party for his fellow mental patients - and they all got wrecked!...including the bribed aide worker!
• Was lobotomized - the pen ultimate way to 'chill'.

[brandt]

Fuckin' A, man, I second that nom. I'm a hundred percent alright. Am I wrong?

I beleive Mr. Lebowski would come out of seclusion to third that fucker!

It's Brandt, at, uh, well, Mr. Lebowski's office

[BizarreCzar]

Fuck yeah! - "Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen." -

Good ol' R.P, not5 just a crazy man...but a crazy dude.

[ZenDudeist]

I approve of this nomination heartily.

[DigitalBuddha]

Fucking a.

[Dude1967]

 Well, just take 't easy, man.

[roystonlodge]

I dunno, McMurphy's a little too self-righteous to be a Dude.  He doesn't pass the litmus test.  McMurphy doesn't abide.

[Pigs in Blanket]

I whole-heartedly agree with this.