The Abide Guide on Fox News

forumdude · January 26, 2013, 09:20:18 PM

actually that's my real tongue. yes, it is a monster. sadly it scares women more than it allures them. salamanders, on the other hand, think i'm one of them. so i got that going for me, which is nice.

DudeAbides 1983 · January 26, 2013, 09:39:23 PM

Nice video. The wig really isn't THAT bad of a touch... showmanship is a part of many good religious stories.
I also found it interesting to read the quotes about the video on youtube. Some people were reactionaries and some were very chill dudes and taking it to task in their mind and not judging. I think you helped spread the word with that.
A successful cult is a religion, an unsuccessful religion is a cult.

Hominid · January 26, 2013, 09:44:40 PM

Quote from: forumdude on January 26, 2013, 09:20:18 PM
actually that's my real tongue. yes, it is a monster. sadly it scares women more than it allures them. salamanders, on the other hand, think i'm one of them. so i got that going for me, which is nice.

Dunno, if you could breath through your ears, and I was a girl......

forumdude · January 27, 2013, 12:44:23 AM

i never understood that expression. surely a man can breathe through his nose, and sometimes the legs end up covering the ears. maybe i'm doing it wrong.

DigitalBuddha · January 27, 2013, 04:39:11 AM

Quote from: forumdude on January 26, 2013, 02:39:48 AM
that was crazy. i had short hair and the jounalist and i thought it might be a better vid if i wore a wig. baaaaad idea.

I swear to Buddha I thought that was your hair! LOL, no shit, I really did!

forumdude · January 27, 2013, 06:43:51 AM

it is my hair in the fox news clip (i'm sure you're not referring to that since i was only passing through a few shots). but not in the barcroft media one shot in thailand. it was a pretty realistic looking wig. we actually went to a barber to get it "styled" since it was a ladies' wig. the barber thought we were nuts - especially when we asked her if she could turn the clippings into a goatee!

the way the thailand clip was edited made me look oddly serious in some parts. the problem was i'd been drinking white russians all day and was pretty wiped out and overheated in that wig. i think i have another version somewhere i should post, where i fall over while trying to do the tai chi pose!

DigitalBuddha · January 27, 2013, 07:32:35 AM

Quote from: forumdude on January 27, 2013, 06:43:51 AM
it is my hair in the fox news clip (i'm sure you're not referring to that since i was only passing through a few shots). but not in the barcroft media one shot in thailand. it was a pretty realistic looking wig. we actually went to a barber to get it "styled" since it was a ladies' wig. the barber thought we were nuts - especially when we asked her if she could turn the clippings into a goatee!

the way the thailand clip was edited made me look oddly serious in some parts. the problem was i'd been drinking white russians all day and was pretty wiped out and overheated in that wig. i think i have another version somewhere i should post, where i fall over while trying to do the tai chi pose!

I just think it is extremely cool to think up a religion while smashed! Jesus, what a better world it would be if some of the great religions would bring up new shit to light while bombed on a good Caucasian! Hell, it couldn't be any worse then they are now!

Definitely post the falling over vid if you can find it, mang!