Turtle was a good man...............

DigitalBuddha · August 20, 2008, 01:12:04 PM

Turtle was a good man, and thorough..............

Hate to see a good dude fall, has Turtle bought the farm? Anyone heard from T-dude?

the Knutsens · August 20, 2008, 04:01:37 PM

He is probably eyeball to eyeball with a man in black pyjamas.

Andrea D. · August 20, 2008, 05:49:15 PM

He's bowling

DigitalBuddha · August 20, 2008, 10:33:53 PM

I was thinking that Turtle had a visit from Woo and his buddy and they went for a ride to see Jackie Treehorn and then got tossed out of the cab and was walking home.

Andrea D. · August 21, 2008, 11:37:41 AM

Yeah...or maybe he changed the station.
But seriously i'm pretty worried about our Turtle because Waldo was bother him...maybe is the stress talking

DigitalBuddha · August 21, 2008, 02:08:07 PM

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 21, 2008, 11:37:41 AM
Yeah...or maybe he changed the station.
But seriously i'm pretty worried about our Turtle because Waldo was bother him...maybe is the stress talking

Maybe Waldo's unchecked aggression is staking Turdle. That's a bummer, man.

Dude1967 · August 21, 2008, 04:05:13 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 20, 2008, 10:33:53 PM
I was thinking that Turtle had a visit from Woo and his buddy and they went for a ride to see Jackie Treehorn and then got tossed out of the cab and was walking home.

Jackie Treehorn, a worthy adversary, not like that Waldofucker in Iraq

brandt · August 21, 2008, 10:08:52 PM

Phone's ringin' Turtle

DigitalBuddha · August 22, 2008, 12:48:05 AM

For a while I thought that the judge tossed Turtle in the can, man. But for a $80 fine? Fuck, no way. 80 clams or community service. Turtle is probably abiding his time working the $80 off at the local Red Cross or something. My other theory was that he was involved in the protest to take over Hawaii and restore the Hawaiian monarchy.

SmokeytheBuddha · August 22, 2008, 06:57:03 AM

Here's hoping the Turtle abides...

Andrea D. · August 22, 2008, 11:27:27 AM

I got information-new shit has come to light and-shit, man!
He kidnapped himself
Well sure, look at it! Young trophy turtle, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over Hawaii, including to known pornographers--and that's cool, that's cool-- but i'm saying, he needs money, and of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 'cause he wants more, man, he's gotta feed the monkey, I mean--
hasn't that ever occurred to you...?
Sir?

the Knutsens · August 22, 2008, 08:06:14 PM

Maybe the Turtle simply decided to just drive to Palm Springs to visit his friends and not tell anybody. At least the nihilists haven't got a hold of him.

DigitalBuddha · August 23, 2008, 12:06:33 AM

You thought Turtle'd been kidnapped and you could use it as a pretext to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on, and you'd just met me. You thought, hey, a deadbeat, a loser, someone the square community won't give a shit about.

DigitalBuddha · August 23, 2008, 12:08:53 AM

Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on August 22, 2008, 06:57:03 AM
Here's hoping the Turtle abides...

You got any Kahlua?

Dude1967 · August 23, 2008, 08:00:39 AM

As you can see, it is a ransom note. Sent by cowards. Men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play. Men who will not sign their names. Weaklings. Bums.

THE DUDE EXAMINES THE FAX:

WE HAVE TURTLE. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF.