How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!

[DigitalBuddha]

Hurry Dude.  I'd go but I'm pumping blood.  Might pass out.

http://video.aol.com/video/how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack/2161327?icid=100214839x1207345577x1200387143

[brandt]

That dude was just takin' it easy, man

[DigitalBuddha]

That dude was just takin' it easy, man

They're callin' the cops, man. 

[brandt]

I did not know that!

[Dude1967]

C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander back--

[brandt]

So far all we have is a series of victimless crimes

Oh, and the dudes car got dinged up a little bit.

[Dude1967]

 Nice marmot.

[brandt]

                              Walter

                  Does he still defend himself?


                               Judge

                     Oh no, he fakes health problems

[Dude1967]

Don?t roll on shabbas
The bosom of the ocean
Dead in the water

[DigitalBuddha]

The fucking judge has fucking papers.

[brandt]

There's no literal connection

[Dude1967]

This is a league game, Smokey!

[DigitalBuddha]

This is a league game, Smokey!

Does anyone give a shit about the rules?!!!!!!!!

[Dude1967]

 Mr. Lebowski, this is Fred Dynarski with the Southern Cal Bowling League. 
I just got a, an informal report, uh, that a uh, a member of your team,  uh, digitalbuddha, drew a loaded weapon during league play--