Bought a fuckin' kilt, man

[NobleElement]

You can think of it as a Scottish Skirt all you want, but this shit is freeing.  A company out there makes some decent ones for only $30, and dudes:

It's fucking worth it.  I got mine from Stillwater Kilts, and brothers that breeze is reason is reason enough to get one. 

Big question:  Can I bowl in it without flashing what God gave me to people who aren't my special lady and what have you?

[DigitalBuddha]

Far fucking out, man. Sounds like a great thing to wear for bowling!

[forumdude]

I've spent many a day wandering around Thai beaches in only a sarong and I have to say, It's fucking the Dudest thing ever. Our ballsic freedoms. It's a shame that in the west people judge male fashion so harshly. Having your nuts flapping around in the open air is like setting a caged bird free, albeit on a very short leash. Fellas were not designed to keep their gene holsters wrapped up so tightly - could be why the fertility rate is dropping so precipitously.

[DigitalBuddha]

I've spent many a day wandering around Thai beaches in only a sarong and I have to say, It's fucking the Dudest thing ever. Our ballsic freedoms. It's a shame that in the west people judge male fashion so harshly. Having your nuts flapping around in the open air is like setting a caged bird free, albeit on a very short leash. Fellas were not designed to keep their gene holsters wrapped up so tightly - could be why the fertility rate is dropping so precipitously.

Very dude-like threads, forumdude.

[milnie]

Good for you dude. Kilts are usually heavy so unless you bowling action includes a hand stand you should be good dude.

[Hominid]

You can think of it as a Scottish Skirt all you want, but this shit is freeing.  A company out there makes some decent ones for only $30, and dudes:

It's fucking worth it.  I got mine from Stillwater Kilts, and brothers that breeze is reason is reason enough to get one. 

Big question:  Can I bowl in it without flashing what God gave me to people who aren't my special lady and what have you?

30 clams? Wow...  I own a genuine kilt  I bought while visiting Scotland, but for WAY more than 30 bucks! Oh, and I need it let out... 

[NobleElement]

Oh this kilt isn't wool, and it ain't some big length of material either, mind you.  It's meant as a starter kilt.  For a Dude on a budget like me, it's perfect.

Here's a link to one:

http://stores.channeladvisor.com/Stillwater-Kilts/Items/swk-tk-wal?&caSKU=swk-tk-wal&caTitle=Wallace%20Tartan%20Thrifty-Kilt

[Zen Dog]

I wore full highland regalia when I stood at the door of my local for the Millenium to keep the undude and uninvited out.It was below freezing but the kilt was so heavy that my family jewels weren't cold at all.We locked the door for the bells and I spent the first hours of the new century getting groped by all the women.

[DigitalBuddha]

I wore full highland regalia when I stood at the door of my local for the Millenium to keep the undude and uninvited out.It was below freezing but the kilt was so heavy that my family jewels weren't cold at all.We locked the door for the bells and I spent the first hours of the new century getting groped by all the women.

Getting groped by all the women is a good thing.

[Caesar dude]

all the women is a good thing.

 

[Hominid]

I wore full highland regalia when I stood at the door of my local for the Millenium to keep the undude and uninvited out.It was below freezing but the kilt was so heavy that my family jewels weren't cold at all.We locked the door for the bells and I spent the first hours of the new century getting groped by all the women.

Getting groped by all the women is a good thing.

Depends on how old they are. Remember, you're only as old as the women you feel!

[DigitalBuddha]

I wore full highland regalia when I stood at the door of my local for the Millenium to keep the undude and uninvited out.It was below freezing but the kilt was so heavy that my family jewels weren't cold at all.We locked the door for the bells and I spent the first hours of the new century getting groped by all the women.

Getting groped by all the women is a good thing.

Depends on how old they are. Remember, you're only as old as the women you feel!

I feel young

[Caesar dude]

One of my ex's used to say this to me! I was 9 years older than her... 30's 20's thing...

All of my ladies ever since have been around that age differential!

My beautiful Chantelle is edging away from me though as she was 39 when her accident happened...and as you can't have a birthday if your unconscious, it doesn't count!

Those are the rules dudes!

Peace.

[Zen Dog]

Your rug seems to be saturated.Empathy dude.

[Celticgladiator]

Dude, it's only a skirt if you wear something underneath it