Declaration of Dudependance

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Boston Rockbury

We hold these truths to be self-evident ( i.e. completely unsupported by reasoned argument), that all men (except blacks and Muslims) are created equal (in all ways other than: intelligence, looks, social status, physical ability and emotional disposition), that they are endowed by their Creator (Richard Dawkins) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life (or capital punishment), Liberty (or indefinite detention without trial at Guantanamo Bay) and the pursuit of limitless personal wealth, regardless of environmental impact. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men (but never amongst women), deriving their just powers from the manipulation of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to eat cheap pizzas and over-sized hamburgers until they are clinically obese, laying its foundation on such adipose tissue and organizing its powers in mud-wrestling contests, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their appetite for more pizzas and burgers. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that hog-guts long established should not be changed for light and transient waist-lines; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to fat, sugar and salt, while salads are insufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of hog-meat arrives, it is their right, it is their duty, to present the King of Great Britain with a full rack of ribs and Kentucky barbeque sauce. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candied world.
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BikerDude

Quote from: Boston Rockbury on September 24, 2012, 06:20:11 AM
We hold these truths to be self-evident ( i.e. completely unsupported by reasoned argument), that all men (except blacks and Muslims) are created equal (in all ways other than: intelligence, looks, social status, physical ability and emotional disposition), that they are endowed by their Creator (Richard Dawkins) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life (or capital punishment), Liberty (or indefinite detention without trial at Guantanamo Bay) and the pursuit of limitless personal wealth, regardless of environmental impact. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men (but never amongst women), deriving their just powers from the manipulation of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to eat cheap pizzas and over-sized hamburgers until they are clinically obese, laying its foundation on such adipose tissue and organizing its powers in mud-wrestling contests, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their appetite for more pizzas and burgers. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that hog-guts long established should not be changed for light and transient waist-lines; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to fat, sugar and salt, while salads are insufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of hog-meat arrives, it is their right, it is their duty, to present the King of Great Britain with a full rack of ribs and Kentucky barbeque sauce. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candied world.


Well I'm not going to go into detail except to point out that even with quick look at it a lot of the things that you have pointed out have been the work of people who are Christians.
In fact I'd lay certain things you mention like the lack of rights for women directly at the door of Christianity as a literal reading of the bible.


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Boston Rockbury

That's a very good point you make there Walter.
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milnie

i'm not wanting to rain on your parade here but wtf? are you taking the piss out of the bill of rights(??) or trying to lay down an accord for a dudely community? either way i think its missed the mark.
sorry for the negative waves dude.
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Boston Rockbury

Just shining a little light into the darkness of our ethical conceit dude.
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BikerDude

Quote from: Boston Rockbury on September 24, 2012, 02:42:10 PM
Just shining a little light into the darkness of our ethical conceit dude.
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It doesn't seem to resemble anything that I have seen on this board.
And I take exception at the "blacks and Muslims" things.
Black is a race, Muslim is a religion.
No one here will be criticizing black people but it is perfectly fine to criticize whatever religion you wish.
People are free to feel how they want about Guantanimo Bay but I don't think you will find much support. As I've said we don't get a lot of devout Christians.
They seem to make up the lions share of support for that sort of thing.



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Boston Rockbury

For many people 'muslim' denotes a social and individual identity that goes way beyond religion.

For them an attack on Islam is experienced as an attack on their self.

Over many decades westeners have grown used to the idea of religion as optional.

When people feel it to be an intrinsic part of their being, any attack on Islam is experienced in an intensly personal way.

If you fail to understand that 'muslim' is far more than simply a religious tag you will always misinterpret their responses as hysterical over-reations and in doing so miss the opportunity for a healing dialogue.

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Hominid

You're kidding, right? Healing dialogue with an Islamic zealot?

Anyone who labels themselves with an optional religious "tag" is not truly religious; Muslims are perfect examples of people who believe in their faith lock stock and barrel.  Misdirected, yes, compromising, no.



BikerDude

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Quote from: Boston Rockbury on September 24, 2012, 03:53:54 PM
For many people 'muslim' denotes a social and individual identity that goes way beyond religion.

For them an attack on Islam is experienced as an attack on their self.

Over many decades westeners have grown used to the idea of religion as optional.

When people feel it to be an intrinsic part of their being, any attack on Islam is experienced in an intensly personal way.

If you fail to understand that 'muslim' is far more than simply a religious tag you will always misinterpret their responses as hysterical over-reations and in doing so miss the opportunity for a healing dialogue.



Your metric suggests that the more committed a person is to a belief the less the belief should be criticized.
I think in this case it is clearly the opposite. People who are so committed that they kill people who don't agree .... I mean cmon.
Suppose they escalate further and set off a nuclear device in NYC.
Should that insulate them even further.



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Boston Rockbury

Quote from: Hominid on September 24, 2012, 04:01:57 PM
You're kidding, right? Healing dialogue with an Islamic zealot?

Sure dude. My guru puts it like this:
We basically have three ways of relating to people: love, hate or leave.

I find that I'm happiest when I find a way to love. I'm not saying that people always make it easy.
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Hominid

Quote from: Boston Rockbury on September 25, 2012, 06:15:28 AM
Quote from: Hominid on September 24, 2012, 04:01:57 PM
You're kidding, right? Healing dialogue with an Islamic zealot?

Sure dude. My guru puts it like this:
We basically have three ways of relating to people: love, hate or leave.

I find that I'm happiest when I find a way to love. I'm not saying that people always make it easy.

Well, to say that there are only those three choices will work for some situations, but not all. Like the mugger jacked up on meth with a knife to your wife's throat.  Or the nation with a nuke pointed at your home, finger over trigger. Answering aggression with aggression is sometimes the only option if you want to remain topside. That's the ugly truth. And you know what? You can indeed do it with an attitude of love.  Tough love it may be, but it's still love.



Boston Rockbury

Quote from: Hominid on September 25, 2012, 07:31:31 AM
Quote from: Boston Rockbury on September 25, 2012, 06:15:28 AM
Quote from: Hominid on September 24, 2012, 04:01:57 PM
You're kidding, right? Healing dialogue with an Islamic zealot?

Sure dude. My guru puts it like this:
We basically have three ways of relating to people: love, hate or leave.

I find that I'm happiest when I find a way to love. I'm not saying that people always make it easy.

Well, to say that there are only those three choices will work for some situations, but not all. Like the mugger jacked up on meth with a knife to your wife's throat.  Or the nation with a nuke pointed at your home, finger over trigger. Answering aggression with aggression is sometimes the only option if you want to remain topside. That's the ugly truth. And you know what? You can indeed do it with an attitude of love.  Tough love it may be, but it's still love.


Hey dude, I'm not sure I'd want to make any sudden moves on that mugger. Could be a big mistake.
Give him the Rolex and walk away.
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Hominid

Quote from: Boston Rockbury on September 25, 2012, 08:34:10 AM
Quote from: Hominid on September 25, 2012, 07:31:31 AM
Quote from: Boston Rockbury on September 25, 2012, 06:15:28 AM
Quote from: Hominid on September 24, 2012, 04:01:57 PM
You're kidding, right? Healing dialogue with an Islamic zealot?

Sure dude. My guru puts it like this:
We basically have three ways of relating to people: love, hate or leave.

I find that I'm happiest when I find a way to love. I'm not saying that people always make it easy.

Well, to say that there are only those three choices will work for some situations, but not all. Like the mugger jacked up on meth with a knife to your wife's throat.  Or the nation with a nuke pointed at your home, finger over trigger. Answering aggression with aggression is sometimes the only option if you want to remain topside. That's the ugly truth. And you know what? You can indeed do it with an attitude of love.  Tough love it may be, but it's still love.


Hey dude, I'm not sure I'd want to make any sudden moves on that mugger. Could be a big mistake.
Give him the Rolex and walk away.

You miss my point. I'm painting a "him or you" scenario. The less aggressive you are, the deeper the knife plunges into your wife's neck.



Boston Rockbury

Uncle Sam answered aggression with aggression in Afganistan and Iraq. Britain tried using the SAS against the IRA in Northern Ireland. In the end it's negotiation that sorts things out. Not walking around sayin 'I'll put a whuppin on yer boy, I'll pop yer eyeballs out and kick yer neck off."

We see revenge working so often in films we think it should work in real life. It doesn't.
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Hominid

Quote from: Boston Rockbury on September 25, 2012, 10:19:48 AM
Uncle Sam answered aggression with aggression in Afganistan and Iraq. Britain tried using the SAS against the IRA in Northern Ireland. In the end it's negotiation that sorts things out. Not walking around sayin 'I'll put a whuppin on yer boy, I'll pop yer eyeballs out and kick yer neck off."

We see revenge working so often in films we think it should work in real life. It doesn't.

*Sigh*. You still miss my import.  I'm not talking about revenge; I'm talking about necessary force, where it's either his life or yours (or your loved one). Whether personally of nationally, diplomacy and negotiation should be the first choice. When that fails and the knife just broke the skin on your wife's neck, if you DON'T move with certain force and prejudice, you're then a coward.