The Tao of the Dude Book

[DigitalBuddha]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

- General George Patton Jr


.................but we all know that Walter said it first.

[Andrea D.]

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer"
Frank zappa

"I feel sorry for someone who has to win at everything"
Snoopy

"My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said"
Snoopy

"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support"
I think is anonymous

[Turtle]

Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.

[DigitalBuddha]

Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.

Coitus?

[Dude1967]

Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.

Way to go, Dude.  If you will it, it is no dream.

[DigitalBuddha]

'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'

  - Charlie Brown

[Andrea D.]

?'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'?

  - Charlie Brown

Ahhh it's a Charlie Brown's quote..thanks Ddude.

I got a lot to say!...i can't remember now.
Ramones

[DigitalBuddha]

?'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'?

  - Charlie Brown

Ahhh it's a Charlie Brown's quote..thanks Ddude.

I got a lot to say!...i can't remember now.
Ramones

Cool, Dudette ...Snoppy was very dude like...............................

[Dude1967]

Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
Matt Groening (1954 - )

#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if it did not exist.
California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
Nikola Tesla (1857 - 1943), Modern Mechanics and Inventions. July, 1934

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Matt Frewer, as Dr. Mike Stratford in "Doctor, Doctor"

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West (1892 - 1980)

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

[Andrea D.]

"If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant"
Snoopy 

[DigitalBuddha]

[Dude1967]

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

[DigitalBuddha]

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

Well, perhaps they towed it.

[Dude1967]

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

Well, perhaps they towed it.

Show me what you got.  Nihilist.   Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.

[DigitalBuddha]

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

Well, perhaps they towed it.

Show me what you got.  Nihilist.   Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.

I haff lingenberry pancakes.