New, already ordained but not averse to picking up another ordination

[Reverend Zim_ulator]

Welcome to dudetopia and local bowling alley, Reverend Zim_ulator dude; grab a rug (the old man said anyone in the house) and abide!

Thanks for the welcome, mang. My wife is considering ordination, and I told her the place is full of weirdos. Am I wrong? If so, I'm out of here...
cheers!

[Reverend Zim_ulator]

Welcome Dude to our unholy and irreverent church.

Are you indeed the rightful heir to the Third Stripe? I myself have a direct line to the throne of Artois. But there are many in front of me!

Peace your emminence. The bar (fully stocked with yonder red stripe) is over there.

Take her easy dude. 

Well met, friend Caesar dude. The third stripe thing refers to a disagreement concerning my promotion to sergeant a long time ago. I'm thinking of doing a reality show about it, and how I came to Dudeism. Wanna help?

She's easy, so take her that way too... you know, an elk?
Rev zim

[DigitalBuddha]

"unholy and irreverent church" ...fucking eh, gotta love it!

[Reverend Zim_ulator]

If you're ever in the neighborhood, and need to use the john...

Thanks, wozza. A john offered in the spirit of the Dude is a heavy honor indeed.

[Caesar dude]

I told her the place is full of weirdos. Am I wrong?

You are so not wrong Rev Zim! You have another home for sure!

I thought the third stripe may have been a reference to red stripe...the preferred oat soda of Jamaica.... (no she did it of her own accord!)

I know plent of elk...no that's moose...no that's cows...that's right cows...I know plenty of cows.... 

Peace