Please tell me people are not that stupid...

[cckeiser]

...2) That schizophrenia is when you have two (or more) personalities...

Actually schizophrenia is where you hear voices, multiple personality disorder is where you have "two (or more) personalities".

About Schizophrenia.

Multiple personality disorder (now refered to as Dissociative Identity Disorder).

You all are just jealous because the Voices are talking to me and Not You!
(Found that lurking on a bumper sticker! )

Actually there is a quantum event hidden in every doorway....it cause the mind to forget why it when through it!

[Zen Dog]

The difference between me and others who hear voices is that I tell mine to feck off.I mean, where were they when I neaded help.They tell me I'm cocking up again but I say to them "Feck off".

[DigitalBuddha]

So do your voices sound laid back, dude like, a relaxed slacker?