Main questions about dudeism

[AspiringDude]

I have gone over to saying " There are only six things in life you HAVE to do. Breathe. Eat. Drink. Sleep. Relieve yourself. Die. Everything else is just a choice."

[Rev. PikaSonic]

I don't know what happens after death but I don't really care. Life is short enough as it is and I'd rather not think about morbid stuff like that. I'm living life for the here and now and I'll just cross the death bridge when I get to it, hopefully that will be a very, very, long time from now.