"dudeism" changed my life!

[Chopin]

So here goes a story about me I thought I was to lazy to write...

You know what? Fuck it... I was thinking of writing a lot. Basically the dude made me able to go to university cause I don't give a shit anymore. Sounds strange? I read, I study but I always know that I can just instantly just don't give a shit if I really wanna.

Every night I listen to the dude film till I fall asleep chuckle at the funny scenes. And I mean every fucking night. I need to listen to something when I go to sleep.. not loud, just... low volume. That movie made me stop worrying so fucking much.

The dude is my biggest idol! Thank you man!

The most important thing is... not get so lazy that you end up on the street.

[DigitalBuddha]

Yo Chopin, dude, welcome to dudetopia and our quite beach community. Grab a rug, dude, and abide. Bar's over there.