PROOF! ...drinking beer is a very good thing!

[DigitalBuddha]

 

If you had purchased   $1,000 in shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000
in shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00.  Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg. And as a bonus... A recent study found that the
average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on
average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the
gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

[Ruckus]

Credo quia absurdum.

[cckeiser]

Credo quia absurdum.

LOL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credo_quia_absurdum

The phrase inspired a celebrated bon mot by H.L. Mencken: "Tertullian is credited with the motto 'Credo quia absurdum' -- 'I believe because it is impossible'. Needless to say, he began life as a lawyer."

[Caesar dude]

This is 21st Century sorcery sir. I heartily approve!