Dudeist Exorcism?

[Rev. Ed C]

Nobody has yet to provide a Dudeism version of a exorcism speech as of yet. I don't know if others ordained here has come up with one yet. I'll have to think on that one. Peace.

~thinkingdude

Why would there be a Dudeist version of a speech?  We don't do speeches, that's too much effort.  We're not preachy or practise-y, we do things simply and without malice.

This is the Dudeist way of sorting out spectres:

That's an easy one.  Offer it a seat and a drink and make friends.  With a bit of luck it'll like the same sort of movies you do

[the d]

I kinda have an inner "waltergeist" does that count? A Jay and a caucasian, seem to sooth the reactionary "man in me"

[DigitalBuddha]

Would a Dudeist exorcism have to be performed by a "Dudersist?" Maybe a Walter type "you're in a world a of pain" approach would be best...........

MARK IT ZERO!!!

[IamtheWarl0ckDude]

Would a Dudeist exorcism have to be performed by a "Dudersist?" Maybe a Walter type "you're in a world a of pain" approach would be best...........

MARK IT ZERO!!!

Dude I totally agree. That'd be awesome!!!

[milnie]

I suggest a steady diet of beans and cabbage ...... that will get rid of anything I repeat anything.

just make sure you open the window before lighting the J dude. could get a nasty backdraft there

[BigBossMan]

Wouldn't the dudely thing to do would be to just smoke the spirit out?

[Caesar dude]

Wouldn't the dudely thing to do would be to just smoke the spirit out?

I'm with you...the only problem I can foresee is that dudeghost might get so mellow it'd want to stay and create a fuss when you're not tokin.

Peace